An Irish priest was transferred to the St Johns Catholic Church . Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new parish.
He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a deaddonkey lying in the middle of his front lawn.
Not knowing who else to call, he promptly called the local police station. The conversation went: ''Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"
"And the best of the day to your good self. This is Father O'Malley at St. Johns Catholic Church. There's a donkey lying dead right in the middle of me front lawn "
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!"
There was silence on the line for a long moment and then Father O'Malley replied: "Ah, to be sure, that is true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."
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