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Looks like this will be foisted on us by the end of the week..... I'm not to sure about this. I have strong doubts that there is much we can do about climate change, it's going to change even if we stopped emitting any greenhouse gas at all. Yes though it defies the first law of physics and that is that you can...

A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?' The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.' The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres' The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have...

This would have to be true.........wouldn't it?? Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to...

Hi I came across this great little community event last year put on by local volunteers in a farming community called Avon roughly 1 hour north of Adelaide 10/15 minutes south east of Port Wakefield SA. They are putting it on again and my family feel it worth a small detour if your passing through th...

A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something.The boy continues. "Johnny!" mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to break something." He stops and eventually mo...

Has anybody out there stayed at the caravan park at baffle creek called bobs and if so any comments etc greatly appreciated, rgds Gitsho

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting ho...

Hi all, I am heading to Melbourne early next year and would like to swap my beautiful house in the Brisbane suburb of Enoggera with someone who lives in Melbourne. It is 3 bedrooms, fully air conditioned with lovely gardens and a good sized back yard. As I also have a pet, the exchange would be pet friendl...

hi all is there any one out there currently working their way a round the big circuit if so how hard is it to find work. reason i ask wife and i usually travel 3 months of the year and work the rest of the time we make enough money to travel with out working. our finances have taken several big hits this year and...

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter 'What are you doing?' She asked. 'Hunting Flies' He responded. 'Oh. ! Killing any?' She asked. 'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied. Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?' He responded, '3 were on a bee...

One evening an old Cherokee Indian told his grandson about a battle that was going on inside himself. He said, "My boy, the fight is between two wolves." That certainly got the boy's attention. "One is evil," the old man continued. "Anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, ar...

We were thinking of doing Tassy Mar-Jun, I have looked at avg temperatures for that period and they don't look that bad but kerry doesn't like the real cold weather. When would you go?

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Who is putting up Xmas lights this year? As this is the first time I have lived in a house that fronts a street I bought up big at the ALDI Xmas Light sale and will put them up soon. I have to enquire from the neighbourhood busybody first to ensure I don't break any protocols....

This system is used by a lot of bush trakka owners &outbacb travellers . As we know alloy clading on a van sheilds signal. A metre high phone ant mounted on the side of the arm of the Winnguard tv ant ,run cable down with the tv cable & connect to phone or internett. When you wind the tv ant down ,the p...

Hi Ya...its exciting writing here for the first time for sure. I am about to give you all some very private details about someone I know. Since no one here knows him I think its a safe thing to do. He is Male, 54, and forever single. I want to talk about my friends finances and his current thinking. You see he...

Hi Guys, In the last few days of our just completed trip I found the dometic T rated fridge was not cutting it when running on either 12v or 240v. On gas it seemed to work fine. When running on power it struggled to stay below 9degC in the cabinet. This has never been a problem with this fridge before as las...

Can anyone explain to me what our parents did for their TSH levels and the like? Overactive or underactive thyroids? I have been racking my brains at all these medications they seem to want us to take for our health and it only struck me - "What did my Mum take?" Nothing as far as I know- just wha...