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Why bicycles are better than Women... Bicycles don't get pregnant. You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month. Bicycles don't have parents. Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong. You can share your Bicycle with your friends. Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you've...

Three Holy Men and a Bear: A Priest, a Pentecostal Preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of NorthernMichiganUniversity in Marquette . They would get together two or three times a week for coffeeand to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't re...

How Do You Decide Who To Marry? According to the kids. You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to ma...

had two minutes to waste so I went forum surfing, I found this and thought I would share with you, I washed my hands after I came out of there first though free or low cost camping can be found here, thanks to the relevent forum folks whom I swiped it off http://www.ozcamps.net/ if you know of it already I a...

A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard and put his penis in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then she picked up a...

I reckon that the Mangoes on the Forum lead in are overipe.Just glad that they are not a kilo of prawns.(just having a little joke).Cheers.Ibbo.

Gary started the thread.......Mike Rann.....Did he or din't he?? Here is the answer!!! Make up you own minds!! This sign was actually put up in the Parklands................. -- Edited by Disco Duck on Friday 4th of December 2009 08:30:09 PM

This site may be useful with Christmas coming up! http://www.boozle.com.au/ http://www.wine-searcher.com/ -- Edited by Disco Duck on Sunday 29th of November 2009 02:36:29 PM

A group of guys lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. One got transferred to another city. It wasn't the same without him. A new woman joined their Club. She overheard the guys talking about their golf round. She said, "You know, I used to play on my golf team in college and...

I had the thrill (???) of being at Adelaide airport when the two panda were unloaded today. What a disappointment. I was really hoping to have some decent pictures to show you but all we saw was two containers wrapped in plastic with a picture of two pandas on it. I do a bit of photography on the side and w...

Late yesterday arvo I took Gracie to Point Hutt for a swim and as there were some "unsavory" dogs at the official area we walked downstream about a Km to a really nice spot and were just sitting in the water and there is a bit of a splash next to us and it was a PLATYPUS!!!! a real live platypus. I'v...

Just want to say a BIG THANKYOU to DellieMay and Roger for their hospitality and generosity when we called in to say Hi. We have been most fortunate on this trip to have met some really great people and to be able to put faces to names makes all the difference. Dell, Roger, TwoBob and Monica and Cruising Gr...

A family goes on a holiday to the Northern Territory & hubby,s mother inlaw tags along. they arrive at a river , on a very hot day & mother inlaw goes in for a swim, moments later the mother inlaw is being circled by a 6mtr crock , upon the daughter seeing this she screams to hubby please please pl...

After updating my Anti-virus program and also resetting some of the options in Internet Explorer 8, I thought I would come to my favourite evening forum and catch up on the latest posts. Once past the forum front page, I suddenly noticed the absence of those vexatious 'Banner Adds' and even looked at...

Interesting stats that older drivers are involved in less accidents than younger drivers but older drivers cause more accidents especially in rural areas. Such things as being totally ignorant of other road users, changing lanes and making turns without indicating and obstructing traffic appa...

A friend who recently purchased a large property found this old beauty wasting away and is trying very hard to identify it. Unfortunately I am just far too young as to remember back that far..

Yallthink you have lived to be 85 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell! An old pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?' He replied, 'W...

Van has 2 x 80W panels, 2 X 110AH batteries, 1 X 120W portable solar panel Car has a 100AH battery fitted. Do I put another battery in the car to run the fridge (80L Waeco) or plug the portable panel into the existing car battery via an anderson plug? Will this be enough? When camped, I can plug the solar an...

Just a quick note to apologise to all you fans of the 'Nomad' for the lack of recent updates. We took a short trip ourselves recently and although we managed to keep new articles going up while we were away, we have now encountered some technical difficulties. For some reason, our web design softwar...

Has any one done the bungle bungles in WA, & camped there ?. Any comments would be great. Thanks.