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i know my dog loves to be with me which is great, and so far he has been great on the road, but today for the first time having him out side, (were in Hay for the night)and the wire door shut, he has a nice long lead hooked to his harness,but he just keept on yapping, any ideas how to stop this? first time he's ev...

Or this one *-- Edited by Libby on Friday 27th of November 2009 09:35:01 AM*

Or this one -- Edited by Libby on Friday 27th of November 2009 09:35:01 AM

Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 note. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 note and stuck it to his b u m cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 note. She called the...

This is from a Yeppoon Coastguard recipe book. Ingreds: Fresh Fish Fillets, diced. Onion. Capsicum. Celery. Tomato. Shallots. Vinegar. 1 Bush Lemon. Method: Place diced fish in a glass mixing bowl. Add chopped up onion, capsicum, ...

John In Trouble John was in a lot of trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really p i s s e d, and started to give him the business. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next mor...

Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits By Pam Ayres Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers, Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers, Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers, Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits. 'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning. It's Nature's revenge for al...

Twas the night before Christmas - old Santa was pissed. He cussed at the elves and threw down his list, Miserable brats, ungrateful jerks; Ive a good mind to scrap the whole damn works. I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear? My old lady bitches cos I w...

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Does anyone know of some good showgrounds to stay at between south Brisbane to northern NSW to stay at. We have a bigger van and sometime find it hard to get into the small spots in Caravan Parks.

Turn off about 1klm south of Inkerman hill, Which has a great lookout, if you vehicle can make it up the steep road. Good dirt road to beach, withfree camping at 'Funny Dunny Park. water on site, but fuel back at inkerman. 20 mins from Home Hill . I camped on beach further up, through township of Wad...

Do you ever come across simple things that turn out to be epics?I have a daily ritual when dressing in the mornings.Don't laugh,but putting on my underpants whilst standing on one leg,grasp underpants by elastic waistband,lift up leg to slip underpants onto leg.........problem toes catch on unde...

I lived on the Sunshine Coast for 8 years.I visit the Coast perhaps 6 times a year to visit my son and his family.What has become painfully obvious to me is the pathetic,moronic,just sheer bad driving habits that just seem to be accepted.Speed be it on a main road,bye road,and even in shopping center c...

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If you're a senior citizen and the government says no healthcare for you, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your he...

After 4mths & 500 phone calls ,debating ,arguing ,repeating ,repeating .repeating, telling them how to do their job & what I thought of them , we finally got our $320 refund plus a couple hundred extra for the trouble. think i'll now go on stress leave .

Has anybody hears rumours/facts that golf caravans are closing their doors

I know we have at least one member living in this area. Stay safe Jennifer, and any-one else who is in the vicinity. Thinking of you all, Cheers, xina.

$10,000 Phone Call An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando , hinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs...

Has anyone heard anything about the Regans Ford camping area north of Perth being closed. With signage directing caravaners to the caravan park behind the Windmill Roadhouse. Regards GOF and GOG