A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a Blonde in Economy Class gets up & moves to the First Class section and sits down
The Flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.
She then tells the Blonde passenger that she will have to return to her Economy seat.
The Blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!'
The flight attendant goes into the ****pit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class who belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy, she is only entitled to an Economy seat and she will have to return to her original seat.
The Blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!'
Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest the Blonde who won't listen to reason.
'You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde, and I speak blonde!'
The pilot goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says, 'Oh I'm sorry - I had no idea', gets up and moves back to her seat in Economy.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
The pilot replied,'I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne '.
-- Edited by jimricho on Monday 12th of October 2009 04:22:28 PM
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-- Edited by jimricho on Monday 12th of October 2009 04:40:17 PM
The idiotic, screwed in the head, common sense bereft nerds at activeboard.com that host this site have decided that c o c k p i t (spaces intended) is a naughty word!!!
What sort of totally stupid people run this site. This is "nerdery" of the absolute worst kind. Surely our own forum administrator can be trusted to keep an eye on things to make sure they don't get out of hand.
It's ok to put slightly risque jokes on the forum, but don't use extremely filthy offensive words like (deep breath while I type it) C O C K P I T when referring to the flight deck of an aeroplane.
We're adults aren't we(?) can't we make our own judgments
This is an example of what will occur right across the web if our nanny-state government get their internet censorship proposal up and running.
-- Edited by jimricho on Monday 12th of October 2009 04:39:18 PM
