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A beautiful fairy appeared one day to an asylum seeker claimant outside the Centrelink Offices. 'My good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been told by Julia Gillard to grant you three wishes, since youve just arrived in Australia with your wife and seven children all costs to be borne by ...

But of course "The Red Centre".

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petals galore!

hi new to this i am buying a slide-on and i am looking at hoses, saw the clip for flat out aust i have a lack of space. so this looks good (maybe) any advise would be helpful thanks glenn

Does one have too with any organisation register to be a housesitter on the Grey Nomads site.....

we leave on our trip tomorrow heading sa then on to wa slowly hope it warms up a bit kerry & lyn

Gday everyone. Well, our 32 days in the US South West ( California, Arizona, Utah, Nevada) sure was exhausting. The flight over was on a new double deck Airbus A380. Once aboard you would never know it was a double deck plane. We found it comfortable with adequate legroom and by far the quietest jet wev...

Subject: 86-year old lady's letter to bank shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumbe...

one each day for the next two weeks. -- Edited by _wombat_ on Wednesday 1st of June 2011 08:46:56 AM

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I don't know wether it's just my eyes or if Jonathan is trying to fill the Funny Farms... Each time I look at his Avatar it seems to change.. One day it's a normal, er unaltered pic then the next day the eyes & nose are stretched.... I think I'm Losing It!!!!

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00 His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido abo...

Well I'm all packed. 100 litres of cheap fuel. Heaps and heaps of good food. When I'm camping I like to be a bit of a p1ss pot so I've got plenty of wine and grog. 100 kilos of good red gum fire wood to keep warm. Leaving at 5am. Lake eyre here I come.

ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2011 - EUROPE : BY JOHN CLEESE With v. British tongue in cheek -- The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Libya and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised ye...

Hi there, I am a recently widowed (Dec.10) 59 yo female who planned to travel around Australia with my husband. Even though I am now on my own I still have the desire to do the trip but I need to rethink how to make it happen. I would welcome any helpful suggestions from other single females who have embarke...

(I love this part.. its absolutely amazing!) Count every "F" in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS..... (SEE BELOW) HOW MANY ? WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.. READ IT AGAIN ! Really, go Back and...