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Before you all PM me yelling at me for this long update, I apologise in advance but so much to pass on, sorry all. As I said last week I was leaving Greens Lake Tuesday April 2 and me and myself didn't argue, they must have wanted to get under way as well. I think the three of us want to get to the warmer climate...

Excuse the language, but obviously my cousin is worried more about their stock than the roos!

'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my lastconfession. I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month.' The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and saythree Hail Mary's.' Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered th...

The mother-in-law comes home and finds her son-in-law furious and packing his suitcase. "What happened?""What happened? - I'll tell you what happenned! I sent an email to my wife saying that I was coming home from my trip today. I got home and guess what I found?... My wife, yes my Ra...

Howdy folks A question, do we have a for sale page? Or do you put it on this general forum. Lance C

when you're having fun OR not, my middle son turns 40 today and it makes you think about what has happened and what you have achieved in those 40 years..........as I sit here in our van I am in a very reflective mood about life and what's it all about.

I am looking for some where around the Gold Coast to stay for short time. It will about middle of May or end of. Can anyone help out? Thanks Bob

Hi All, We are off end of June to do the West Coast. Going up to Katherine on to Kunanurra. Have'nt made up our minds yet whether to go Gibb River or not, then down to Broome, Perth and back on the Nullarbor. Would love to meet up with any Nomads on the same track.We have done the Darwin bit before but the West w...

decided to change my avatar. aaahhhhh. I feel better already.

Ethel Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined i...

There was a bit of confusion at my grocery store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my goods, the cashier said, "Strip down - facing me." Making a mental note to complain to my local MP about Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking had final...

This is for you old folks, anyone over 50 is eligible! An old man in his mid-seventies struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, 'Where are you going?' He replies, 'I'm going to the doctor.' She says, 'Why, are you sick?' ...

G'day. My 2.6 petrol Courier engine has noisy lifters when started from cold. I took it to Ford and they kept it overnight. Gave it a cold start next morning and said the tapping noise goes away in a few seconds and not to worry about it "while it's only minor". But when I start it cold, the noise...

Some info on Jacknifing, any comments on your own experience or knowledge of the subject welcome; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackknifing On the next link below, just under the video section, there is a button that says "read more", there are 4 pages of info to read and very much wor...

I don't know about other members, but one of the main reasons I visit this site is to pick up useful bits of information to make my caravanning experience easier and more enjoyable. I was thinking - there are a hell of a lot of members, all with a lot of experience. Now if everyone reading this thread repli...

Hi I'm having problems posting a new topic and uploading any photos. Can you please help? Thanks

Hi, we are heading out to the lake on Tuesday and wondering if there will be of the GN's still around then. Cheers reglynn

Parked here at Greens still. I am now parked next to Terry, he said I could put my washing on his line. When he saw my dress on his line he said people will think its his washing....... When I was going to loo Terry was walking back to camp, I checked if dress was dry, saying to Terry his washing is still wet hah...

Hope this post dosn't upset some people due to it's length, but a little hard to explan some things in a few words. May pay to check what way the bolts are facing on your tow hitch.A guy noticed his Coromal van was sitting very low, at hitch point. He found that the two two bolts on tow hitch had snapped. The o...

I have just changed from a so called "smart " solar reg to an mppt solar eg. The "smart" reg was a cm30, and was not up to the job. It advertised you could adjust the charging rate and the voltage, but I tried many times and could not. The new one is an mppt " tracking" type re...