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The cyclone weather earlier this year in the Cairns area has caused much water damage to my Jayco Starcraft. It is not insured. I need to repair the floor in the toilet area and think that the best way of doing this is to open the rear end of the caravan to remove everything up to the fridge. That way I'd be...

We have a Webasto diesel heater installed a couple of months ago under a bench seat with a inlet for drawing air from inside in our MH. Over a period of 2 nights we accidentally operated the heater with an obstruction in front of the intake vent. The heater now works fine in every way, it turns on and heats a...

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for thedoctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, andexamined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned,asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.'Breast-fed,' she replied...'Well, strip d...

Jacob, age 92, and Reba, age 91, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"...

A plane was moving down the tarmac before it stopped abruptly, turned around and returned to the gate. After a two hour delay, it finally took off."What was the problem?" a worried passenger asked the flight attendant."The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," the flight attendant re...

Morty and Selma, an elderly couple, were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"Selma, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"Morty yelled, "He says you wer...

After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven.While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates.She saw a beautiful banquet table.Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her.They saw her and...

*-- Edited by aussie_paul on Tuesday 3rd of September 2024 05:45:04 PM*

-- Edited by aussie_paul on Tuesday 3rd of September 2024 05:45:04 PM

· Shared with Your friends Elderly Lady.My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn.He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair.He said with excitement, "y...

A teenager approached his grandmother nervously and asked her a question.Granny, have you seen a bottle of pills lying around? The label says LSD, he asked.The grandmother swung around quickly as the boy prepared to be scolded.To hell with the pills! Have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?!

Mrs. Donovan was walking down OConnell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.The Father said, Top o the mornin To ye! Arent ye Mrs. Donovan And didnt I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?She replied, Aye, that ye did, Father.The Father asked, And be there Any wee little ones yet?She...

Is the SSM a thing that needs to be put in the circuit by an electrician and what is purpose of it?