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http://www.24hoursoflemons.com/ "The 24 Hours of LeMons is restricted to cars that were purchased, fixed up, and track-prepped for a total of $500 or less. At most venues, the racing consists of tech inspection and track testing on Friday; long-ass endurance-race sessions on...

When on holiday in Cairns bumped into a few nomads and hence this is what I am looking/hoping to find A damsel or two in need of a companion to travel a bit share driving costs cooking experience Am a experienced coach/truck driver and have always done most of my own repairs on my own four wheel drives This...

Hell. Hello my friends, just enquiring what Larapinta Drive N.T conditions are like. We aren't in a 4wd but all wheel drive Ford Territory Thank you all once again. Kind regards Jim

I shall be travelling north at the end of this month. was going to go early september but decided yesterday to go a month early. Need to get the roof repaired and to pick up some stuff I left in Casino. Will probably go up the new england h/way and back the coast as i need to see friends in port mc and Gosfo...

Mate of mine was on a Plane going to Bali for a holiday, after the take off, The Pilot did the usual Welcome aboard ladies and gentlemen, this is flight QA-747 flying melbourne to densapar, our flight will be of 5 hours duration, and we will be cruising at 30000ft, Please sit back end enjoy the flight !Whe...

Geriatric Traffic Jam - so funny. http://biggeekdad.com/2013/08/geriatric-traffic-jam/ Enjoy the humour in this funny clip. Turn your speakers on.

Finished housesitting in Kyabram. I am in SA housesitting for 2 wks, then off camping. Starting to warm up a bit. Resting today & tomorrow to recharge.

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.The doctor comes in and says, Ah, I see youve regained consciousness.Now you probably wont remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway.Youre going to be okay, youll walk again and everything, however, your penis was severed in the ac...

hi everyone, does anyone know if their are any dump points in Calliope or Gladstone. thanks

SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked l...

Thinking of travelling in a few months time along the Savannah Way from Borroloola to Normanton in my 4wd Landcruiser towing a 22ft Caravan .Has anyone travelled on it recently that could give me a report. Please -- Edited by Renrut on Thursday 15th of August 2013 01:28:08 PM

THIS IS PRICELESS!!! I finally received my tax return for 2012 back from the ATO. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents." I replied: 1 million illegal immigrants; 1 million crack he...

Well I have pensioned the bus off and purchased a 4WD, a 4Runner V6, which is essentially a Hilux with a wagon back. It still needs a few things done to get it up to RWC status, new front window, rear exhaust resonator and rear main seal are the most significant things on the list. I was intending to get a cam...

Don't take this wrong way, but to my friends, she's Motel Mercedes. Believe me, after camping out in the cot tent, this is luxury. I'm still exploring her possibilities.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe look towards sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies "I see millions of stars..." "W...

House of ill reputeSee if you can work this out: There was a brothel at the top of a hill, with a large red light at the bottom of the hill.. There were four men ..... one was walking briskly up the hill; one was inside the brothel; one was walking slowly down the hill and the fourth man was sitting in his car at...

The Talking Centipede A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box bac...

Hi ladies and gentlemen As you know I'm looking around at a lot of different Motorhomes to make up my mind. One of the nicer ones was a KEA Dreamtime and all was looking for me fantastic, except of the price.... . Lot's of options to make it up as I want later on and huuuuuge inside. But there was a big downtu...

Saturday 31st Auguzt is the date for ute muster and Camel racIng In MItchell Qld. Free parkIng In Showgrounds, gold coIn for brekkIe on Sunday. Should be a good weekend. Sorry we wIll have already left Mitchell before this date. There is a Facebook site you can check on. cheers