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The Black Bra (as told by a woman) I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our ey...

Happy Left Handers Day to all you lefties! http://www.lefthandersday.com/ I have often said the nicest people in the world are left handed Sagittarians, followed bu all other lefties, with common old right handers dragging along in the rear!

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigu...

A 2007 study found that the average Australian walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Australians drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, Australians get about 41 miles per gallon.' Bloody good value that! -- Edited by sarg on Saturday 17th of August 20...

Two Irish farmers bought a truckload of watermelons, paying one dollar apiece for them. Then they drove to the market and sold all their melons for the same price they'd paid for them. After counting their money at the end of the day, they realise they'd ended up with no more money than they'd started wi...

I know many men - but not all - believe the blacker the billy and better the taste. IMHO that is hogwash! I use mine in and out of the van and also at home and I insist they be kept in as new condition as possible. Mine are years old and still shining. I always smear some washing up detergent around them befor...

I am investigating which GPS to use in the tug, other than basic GPS capability I believe I would benefit from having rear camera support, large vehicle route support, and the ability to act as blue tooth device for a phone (we can have one through the car, and the other through the gps). I am currently l...

We have been travelling around Australia since early June. Mainly NT and Queensland. In this time have found some great caravan parks and some dreadful one's. The Blue Heeler which is between Cloncurry and Winton is one of the best places we have found. The caravan Park itself is not that flash but the...

To go with the suzi goldstream camper one double bed slide out 700 kgs

Saw these at Camel Soak & Caron Dam )Perenjori , Buntine Rock & Miamoon (Wubin.

Well folks after the demise of Creative caravans and our plans being put on hold, our plans finally turned up today for our new van. Thought I would share it with you all can't wait to see the finished product. Have been told that we should expect delivery mid October so fingers crossed, we still might ge...

Bloke says both my wife's died .what did the first won die of, eating poison mushrooms. the second died of a broken neck ,how come . She wouldn't, eat the mushrooms....

Two Greek blocks down the beach, joe says to George,how come you get plenty of sexy girls. george tells joe put a potato down the front of your speedos. george sees joe the next day and tells him put the potato in the front NOT THE BACK...... Alan

This is what will happen when the Govt. forces us to work until the age of 70... http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=19THRdXxmaI

We are at Oakey for a few days . Staying at the showgrounds . $15 / night . Good showers , toilets and power included .

Have just spent a very enjoyable 2 hours with Pauline at Gloria Jeans. Yes!! that place again. Must say there was no pause of breath in our chatting, was so much to talk about. As with others I have met it is great to put a face to the name and chat about out travels and enjoyment out on the road.

Juggler is funny, but the best part is watching Tip O'Neil and Ronald Reagan laugh together, also the prank he plays on Sen Howard Baker is good stuff! https://www.youtube.com/embed/n6mbW-jMtrY?rel=0"****

I have a Ford Trader ( diesel ) former tipper with a caravan efectively bolted on the back. I have 3 security issues and am looking for ideas to tackle them. I've got a few ideas but I'm sure there must be better ones out there. 1) - What is a good way to stop someone starting the motor without they key ? In my ol...

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There's some cruel humour going around England at the moment. The butt? Aussie cricketers of course!-What do you call an Aussie with a bottle of Champagne? A waiter. -What do you call a world-class Australian cricketer? Retired. -What do you call an Australian who can hold a catch? A fisherman. -Why...