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My son arrived at 8.30am after driving from Cessnock last night.....very happy it looks as good as I hoped. Had a drive bit different to the little Beep Beep Barina but I went ok. Just have to remember wide left turns I need to get a solar panel installed on the roof somewhere between the aircon and the aer...

good luck gary Kelly on your first trip take it easy on the roundabouts glenn

Judgment for the Plaintiff!!! A Well-Argued Court Case The beauty of a language and the art of constructing the words of the language significantly lead to their meaning. This is not a case of twisting, but of the refined manner of presentation by witty minds. A good case for reference. One evenin...

Adult Scrabble Re-arrange the letters to spell out an important part of the human body which is even more useful when erect. P N E S I People who wrote SPINE became doctors... The rest are all my e-mail friends...

Mary and her husband Tom went for counselling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Mary went into a passionate, painful tirade - listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: the neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, lone...

I pointed to the two old drunks across the bar and said to my mate, "Thatll be us in ten years. He said, "That's a mirror, dickhead"!!!

Getting MarriedJack, age 92, and Gill, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in.Jack addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist...

An elderly lady recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table.. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him........ "You know that dishwasher you promised me? I bo...

I took my dad to the shopping mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting near to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her. The tee...

DIARY OF A POM IN WESTERN AUSTRALIA August 31Just got transferred with work from Leeds UK to our new home in Karratha , Western Australia .Now this is a town that knows how to live!Beautiful, sunny days and warm, balmy evenings.I watched the sunset from a deckchair by our pool yesterday.It was beaut...

Hi, if anyone is looking for a holiday in Karratha next March (2014) check out this blog. http://170333302341179179.weebly.com/ These people are looking for pet sitters in exchange for a free site, water, power and use of their pool. cheers Wanda

An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The old man didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there...

There are out of control Fires in the following locations. Heatherbrae near Newcastle. Southern Highlands - Yanderra and Balmoral Lithgow Blue Mountains as per other post covering this fire If you are in these areas listen to the ABC radio station 702 and if possible rhe RFS web site at www.rfs.g...

When driving through country Australia, please remember, trucks can't brake like a car can and are much longer and wider. This was on the roper highway NT 20km from Mataranka, the car was already on the bridge when the truck come around the corner and couldn't stop, it's the worst corner to have a one l...

Anyone use one of these, assume they run on gas. Would this be rinse off, soap up / shower milk up, then rinse off. I was reading of it in Lionel Mussel's Blog, he wrote of it but in passing only. Quite curious.

I was going to put this on "I digress" but as internet communication is a big part of the RV lifestyle decided it was relevant here. I recently got an email from Telstra saying they are updating their security system (as a result of their recent website crash I'm betting).Telstra Internet S...

We did a house sit in Katherine for 5 weeks and found the Sports Club in Giles Street (on the Gorge Road) the best in town. Very good restaurant meals at club prices, modern and good variety. The Golf Club also has a fairly basic meal which were large and well priced, the steaks were very tender. These are a...

Recently purchased a VAST Satellite set and as such had to remove aerial lead from the aerial and set it to the VAST outlet. All went well until we got to Esperance and tried to get TV. Yes, we had returned the lead to the correct place. No reception so used the dish for 3 weeks. Moved onto Coolgardiie. Same...