I  took my dad to the shopping mall the other day to buy some new shoes. 

We  decided to grab a bite at the food  court. 

I  noticed he was watching a teenager sitting near to  him. 

The  teenager had spiked hair in all different colors -  green, red, orange, and blue. 

My  dad kept staring at her. 

The  teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring  every time. 

When  the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically  asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done  anything wild in your life?" 

Knowing  my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would  not choke on his response; I knew he would  have a good one! 

In  classic style he responded without batting an eyelid .... 

"Got  stoned once and shagged a parrot.  Was just wondering if you might be my daughter."