Mary and her husband Tom went for counselling after 25 years of marriage.

When asked what the problem was, Mary went into a passionate, painful tirade - listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: the neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage....

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking Mary to stand, he embraced her, then unbuttoned her blouse, and massaged her breasts,, while kissing her passionately - as her husband Tom looked on with raised eyebrows!

Mary shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down whilst flushed with the glow of arousal.

The therapist turned to Tom and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week.. Can you do this?'

Tom thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays ...

But on Friday I play GOLF ...