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Great little area nestled in a small valley, no amenities 5kms west of Ororroo. Very quiet and athough only 70metres from the road , only ocassional traffic

This morning I was in luck and was able to buy two cartons of Victoria Bitter beer cheap at the local supermarket. I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home. I stopped at a service station for fuel where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump. Sh...

Hi all we have been off the air for awhile, stranded in adelaide with the inlaws, we are very lucky to still have them around but still can't wait to leave on Thursday. The question, we have been with RACV for many years but now that we have sold the car and bought the motor home they tell me they have NO memb...

I had been invited to go to the RSL in Shepparton on Friday night to listen to a group and have a dance so I made special preparations. So for this special occasion I had a shower and donned my going out clothes hanging in a special cover behind the passenger seat and for this outing had bought some hair cont...

The gap is closed indefinately - rock-fall bloddy big boulder actually. Richo

Hi All, Only new to the forum, first post, so go easy on me. I have a spare Shurflo pump that I am thinking of using to pump water from creeks for showering and general washing. I am wondering what would be the best solution for keeping as much rubbish out of the inlet that is in the creek as possible. I seem to...

Greetings Earthlings, As we know the Master has blessed Greens with her presence, and as it was Marj who started this sacred Thong tree, !!But!! with the Masters approval, is it is now called The Grey Nomads tree....dedicated to all you folk out there, ,,,,!!well most!!, of you,,,,Hehehe, To...

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What would be the best place for you stay in free camps Do we have a top ten of something like that Cheers John

Irish Birth Control Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met Father Flaherty. The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer hoosband two years ago?' She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.' The Father asked, 'And be ther...

A doctor in St John's Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his janitor. "I am goin' huntin' tomorrow Buddy and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients and I'll give you fifty bucks." "Yes, si...

Gosh - can't leave the place and new people turn up - today - graced by the arrival of Biefe (Brian) and Shogun (Brett) - great to meet you Brian, and also to see you agin Brett!! Enjoy our little bit of paradise!! OOOPPS!!!Forgot Esperian (Ziggy) who arrived yesterday- welcome back Ziggy!! -- Edited by...

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director,&q...

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*Two Woodpeckers* This Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were inMexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. T The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in t...

Morning! Thinking of booking our Tassie trip for late Feb / early March as I gather it gets heavily booked out. We're planning on staying about 6 weeks, perhaps longer. According to the calculations its going to cost us about $2,500 for the return trip (that's cheap!!) So, our options are, 1) take the c...

Just got home from enjoying the Seekers in the above concert at the Toowoomba Empire Theatre. The venue was chock a block with over 60's and some over 90's as well. I've always been a bit ho hum about the Seekers, but after tonight I have to give them their due - they are real performers. Judith Durham was a...

My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a couple of redhead matches. His little face lit up when he tried to walk .. Unfortunately, I had forgotten to remove the sandpaper from the bottom of his cage. -- Edited by Jonathan on Tuesday 3rd of December 2013 08:15:16 PM

Hi, I went in last Thursday to have my Basal Cell Cancer removed from my chin. I was nervous, but I have had moles removed from my back and shoulder, so knew what to expect.... The Dr asked me what I was having done, I told him I was having a BCC removed from my chin. He asked me who told me it was a BCC, I told him m...

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