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who was travelling South on the Laura to Gladstone road this morning about 8:40am....your a moron!!!! This road has roadwork signs on it as they are patching the roads from the damage caused by grain trucks. I was following another car with the Jaco motorhome behind me. We were doing 60km an hour and th...

Hi all just enquiring if campers are allowed to take their dogs?????????? We might meet up with our family there for christmas/new year. Does it get packed out over christmas usually? Regards Gypsy.

We went to this years Lockyer Ulysses Christmas Toy Run on last Sunday. A great turnout with about 800 riders, including the Qld.Police commissioner. I don't have figures for the dollars & presents to charity as yet. Last year with 740 riders $18,000 went to the Salvation army and $4,500 went to U...

Just a quick question if I may that I hope gets a quick answer and no arguments please. I have one of the above Jump Starters and the question is, if it goes completely flat, like flat as a tack, will it charge back up to a good state OR put simply, will it be buggered??????? By the way, my jump starter is not in...

I recall a similar case years ago when two American woman in a Winnabago were caught in Aust (I think WA) with a large amount of drugs concealed, the media christened them "The drug grannies" http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=2194&dat=19830323&id=5a4yAAAAIBAJ&am...

Enquiring about increasing solar efficiency in our motor home is there a reputable company around Penrith NSW area ? 120w is way too small .. -- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Sunday 8th of December 2013 01:41:26 PM

An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what yo...

AINT history WONDERFUL ??? Have you ever wondered who first uttered the phrase, "You Gotta Be Kidding Me?" Well, it just so happens to have originated through the Father of America, way back when George Washington was crossing the Delaware river with his troops. There were 33 men...

The way we do it in Australia!!!!!!!! This morning I was in luck and was able to buy two boxes of VB beer cheap at the local supermarket. I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home. I stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the nex...

Dear Mr. Abbot as the official replacement for Mr Rudd, Please find below our suggestion for fixing Australia 's economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to car companies & other bussiness that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following p...

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A guy goes hunting. A gust of wind blew. The gun fell over and discharged, shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor. "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to...

A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and orders a shandy. All the Kiwis sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see another Australian visitor. The barman says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?" The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ." The bartender says, "What d...

A golfer playing in Ireland hookedhisdrive into the woods. Looking for his ball,he found a littleLeprechaun flat on his back,a big bump on his head and the golfer'sballbeside him. Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle fromthe cart and poured it over the littl...

Only Three Times A couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, "Beth, soon we will be married 30 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 30 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?" Beth replied...

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lb...

I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons and memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first pint. Got him a Coopers Pale Ale ...... he didn't like it - I had it. Then I got him Carlsberg, he didn't like it so I had it. It was the same with Guinness and Cider....

"Don't mess with us old people." A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could put one over on them easily. So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game. The senior is tired and just wan...

Have a great Christmas season but please also take care. With the holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with you about drinking and driving. As you may know some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social sessi...

Hi everyone ... we are new members. Geoff and I (Maz) have been travelling in our 28ft Jayco Optimum motorhome since May this year. We have no home base, the road is it. Before taking to the road in the 'land yacht' we sailed the seas for 8 years in our 10 metre catamaran 2Abreast. Alas, we lost her in t...