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Life just gets better as you get older!I was in a Gloria Jeans Coffee Shop recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. Af...

Gday... http://www.wimp.com/haspoint/ Cheers - John

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I take after my father as his teeth break all the time, and they look horrible, all jaggered and sharp. He's been to the dentist and they said there fine Now my teeth are brittle and break easily, so I have quite a few fillings, but at least they still look fine. I haven't had a problem with my teeth for a whil...

So usually the sound that I wake to these days are Kookaburras, ****ies, and the sight of kangaroos or other wildlife feeding, well this morning it was a very different sound. First there was a quad bike, then the distant sound of cows mooing, a rooster crowing, and then two little people knocking on my...

I need an overall view/opinion as to where people free camp in general. The reason I ask is this; we tend to go off the CAW Bible and websites like 'Caravancaravan' to look for free camps/rest areas. When we go to park up at night, we only use the ones that the books designate as 'overnight stops' but this p...

Not really a caravaning problem but I didn't know where else to ask. Are there any electrical orientated handymen/ladies out there who can help me repair the electrics on an elliptical walking machine? I have a chronic lung problem so under doctors advise I bought an elliptical walking machine but,...

Hi all we are looking forward to seeing you all there next week, in the meantime I have been asking advice.In the tech area under the heading folding solar panes. JC seemed to give a really simple solution but then it all got too confusing for me. Is there going to be anyone there next week who can have a loo...

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CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY... Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts. Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion. Man who runs in front of car...

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Tomorrow is Thursday, Not long till Santa arrives,,im soooo excited, May I stop here , and say this, Greens lake losers a true Nutter, Michael, tomorrow,, Tess is arriving soon, sooooo the IQ Level should stay stable, May I pause here for a moment, if you are doing bugger all on Xmas day come for th...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHtGzuCgLQA&feature=share-- Edited by barina on Monday 2nd of December 2013 10:50:14 PM

Sent a pm to wombat in WA tonight.It appears I have a problem with my poota.When I submit post it goos to any wombat listed on the forum.Hopefully I have now fixed the problem I hope.My apologies to those who may have received it....Alan..

Does this ring a bell !! http://biggeekdad.com/2012/01/the-remember-song/ -- Edited by Big Gorilla on Friday 20th of December 2013 07:52:54 AM

NQR near me have a special at the moment. Grabbed the Last of the Frozen Jaffa TT Opened up the Dark Chocolate - Rum and Rasia n Yummy Eeeee.. Juergen

Went in the Lake swimming yesterday, lovely. Took my grandaughter`s Dingy out for awhile, got Julie down in the water sitting on our chairs with our legs in the water, just another great day at Greens.