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At a national conference of the Australian Hotels Association, the general managers of Cascade Brewery ( Tasmania ), Tooheys ( New South Wales ), XXXX ( Queensland ), CUB ( Victoria ) and Coopers ( South Australia ) found themselves sitting at the same table for lunch. When the wait...

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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with five young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said: "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second...

Mick walks into Paddy's barn and catches him dancing naked in front of a tractor. Mick says, "Oi Paddy, what ya doing?" Paddy says, "Well me and Mary haven't been getting on in the bedroom lately & the therapist recommended I do something sexy to a tractor."

How many other folk out there have had a gutfull of those damn ads that want you to take out funeral Ins ? They suggest that we don,t leave our kids with debt !! Er..hello any parent of 60 plus that owns their home will be giving the said child or children at least $ 300k.How many of you nomads over 65-70 got a...

SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNINGfor DAMAGING WIND For people in parts of the South Coast, Central Tablelands, Southern Tablelands, Central West Slopes and Plains, Riverina, Lower Western, Upper Western, Snowy Mountains and Australian Capital Territory Forecast Districts. Issued at 3:27 pm Satu...

Hi all Hope this is the place to ask. Looking for advice on free camp or CP along the Murray from Swan Hill to Albury / Wodonga. Thanks in advanve -- Edited by Bobstar52 on Friday 8th of November 2013 10:27:09 AM

Paddy finds a sandwich with two wires stickin out of it. He phones the police and says "Bejasus I've just found a sandwich dat looks like a bomb." The operator asks, "is it tickin?... Paddy says "No, oi tink it's beef.."

Just before the end of a school day the teacher says to the class " Don't forget tomorrow we have a very important examand it is absolutely compulsory for everyone to be here ." The only excuse for non-attendance is a death in the family or a severe illness ." Johnny stands and says "...

Thanks for the advice, as said we are new to this. Originally posted in the general section (i think it was the general section) and got advised to post here, so here goes. We have a dometic fridge RM 2350 that works fine on Gas and 240v, BUT, when travelling looses the cold. We start off with it well chill...

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We have had 2 BIG crows outside our offices. Plenty of tubs of water for them, which they drink then they sit and look through the glass door. Has been a great source of concern and entertainment. Everyone makes sure there is plenty of water for them and asks throughout the day "Are the crows stil...

I have been in touch several times with "Dunmowin" and for some reason can't seem to find messages that we have sent each other ??? Are you still here "Dunmowin" ???

Greeting Naughty Nomads, Howdyeeeee all the excited B Boomers out there, May eye pause for a moment , over the last couple of days, eye have had 3 or 4 messages from concerned people , asking why eye have not said !!Hi!!, to all the Nutters, may eye say this, eye sincerely apologise for not including al...

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Today, 14/1/14 " Gunnago " , Heather, went to retrieve her boat down at the ramp, bugga me if it wasn't their. If anyone finds it please yet her know via this site. Sorry for quality of pic but it was taken on my iPhone with sun shining on screen.

Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, 'Knicker Stitcher.. I sew da elastic onto ladies' knickers and thongs..' The clerk looked up Knicke...

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Hi all, We are currently looking at which fridge to put into our camper, and like the layout & size of the evakool bcd161. http://www.evakool.com.au/products?sprod=105 The larger underneath freezer area is what is really grabbing us. The price isn't a big factor, they are only about $100 l...