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She always used to tell me how great she was at multi-tasking. I said, if that's so , how come she can't have sex & a headache at the same time? Maybe that's why I'm solo.

Does anybody know much about this Caravan park Arrawarra Beach Holiday Park Supposed to be 3 nights 4th night free....How much for One night

THIS WAS VOTED THE BEST SHORT JOKE - For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10 speed bicycle. His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.' The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out t...

Hello Heather Rod & Wayne.My daughter asked me to look after Poppy the dog till Friday. Wayne could you look after the chair please. see ya when I am lookn at you. Patty. Wasnt it great catching up with Vida.

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Gday... 1788 - The first convict is hanged in the colony of New South Wales. 1997 - The Gang-gang ****atoo is adopted as the faunal emblem of the Australian Capital Territory. 1964 - Italy seeks advice on how to save the Leaning Tower of Pisa from collapse. Cheers - John

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Hi, Will anyone be at Green lakes on Friday or Saturday next week as that is when we are hoping to be there.

Looking for some help here..... I have just discovered that I have a 12 volt Cig lighter connection in the rear side wall of the 100 series Landcruiser. So my Q. is Our 3 way fridge is ( Gas - 12 v and 240 ) I THINK I can connect the fridge on the 12 v system using the car battery when travelling. But would it be...

This subject has probably been covered before seeing as the law was changed sometime ago, never the less I just found out about it today. The law in NSW says you have to have a breakaway monitor in the cabin of your tug. I have a tekonsha breakaway switch but having trouble finding a monitor for it. Q 1. Any...

Beth54, and her friend Raewyn, drove over to Boonah today -Happpy Wanderer is camped there with us, and as they hadn't seen each other for quite a while, Beth came over. Good to see her and Raewyn again - had a nice day.

How do you circumcise a whale? Send down four skin divers.

"It's only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realise that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence. "

Little Johnny Again A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with tor that ate things. The first little boy said,Alligator." Very good James, that's a big word." The second boy said,"Predator." Yes, that's another big word Alan. Very well done." L...

AUSTRALIAN IDIOT SIGHTINGS. IDIOT SIGHTING 1: I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 note. Our total was $4.25...

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.&quo...

Hi there - I subscribe to the recall website and this arrived in my inbox this morning. As many of you have Jayco vans, some of you may be affected by this one if you have not already been advised direct. Copy of the recall notice below - you can actually go to the Recall website for copies of all the informat...

Greetings and Salutations Friends, What a surprise, Marj, (Happy Wanderer ) arrived today, May I stop here for a moment, and say this, !!As!!, Marj was saying today, that Sanity has got nooooo chance of catching up to her, May I also say this , !!She !!,is not called !!Happy,, for nothing,,,,Heheheh...