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Stomach pump.. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSL6D2NNP/

A bloke was sick of his wife's constant nagging, plus he had a good thing going on the side with the local barmaid. Aware that his wife had a lot of life insurance, the smart move might be to get rid of her permanently. He confided his plan with a drinking mate who said that 'he knew a bloke' - the rough lookin...

The Donkey, Tiger and Lion Lesson Grass is Blue?The donkey told the tiger, The grass is blue.The tiger replied, No, the grass is green.The discussion became heated, and the two decided to submit the issue to arbitration, so they approached the lion.As they approached the lion on his throne, the don...

Dear General Angus Campbell AO, DSC,I drank alcohol while on deployment in Afghanistan.There, Ive got it off my chest.I note youve come down heavily on your troops, with a new directive stating deployed ADF personnel are banned from drinking alcohol, reiterating previous advice that was flouted...

A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing.A sign read: "Don't Miss The Amazing Italian".The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, under The Big Top, in the centre ring, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Italian.Suddenly, the old man dropped h...

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On my local community Facebook group a post about road potholes ruining tyres was published. To me it looks like a low profile tyre which would hardly survive crossing tramlines or a railway level crossing in Melbourne. Can someone decipher the tyre specs and comment on it's suitability for the road...

We are currently on the road doing a lap and in the last couple days I have developed a problem with the breakaway unit. The light on the draw bar is usually green as soon as I hook up but the other day it went red. Now there is no light showing at all and the breakaway monitor in the car is beeping when I brake...

Hello all. Is it true that the road from Winton to Bedourie then to Birdsville is now sealed? Also how far South of Birdsville is sealed please. Cheers. The Minnow.

It's generally the rule of thumb, that third of the population own their homes, the second third are paying off their homes and the remaining third are paying rent. So where do you fit in this picture. Us we most likely dont fit exactly in the any of thirds, As we own our home, all be it a caravan and we pay t...

$16.50 with the lot in a semi industrial/commercial takeaway shop. I can't complain with the ingredients, on par with any other hamburger with the lot, but price wise I thought onions were eye-watering!

We have a van that is only 8 months old and I have noticed that on some of the decals the edges are lifting does anyone know of an adhesive I can use to stck them back down before they get worse ? I went into a shop in Mt Isa that made stickers etc. and asked them they said I can try using heat like a hair dryer to r...

Planning 2months in Tassy saw all the well know tourist sights 3yrs ago. Looking for out of the way sights, drives, unusual things. Really find Tasmania to be a facinating place.

A sweet grandmother telephoned St Marys Hospital. She timidly asked, Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?The operator said, Ill be glad to help, dear. Whats the name and room number of the patient?The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Martha Jones, Ro...

This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico."Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Li...