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Any tips on how to remove a c402, I want to replace like for like to freshen things up.

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties. The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or y...

Hi, was going to buy a new air con and noticed all the prices have gone up from last time I looked. Does anyone know if there are traditionally end of year sales for camping and caravan gear etc .. Thanks in advance !!

A boy comes home from school and says to his Mum... "Today the teacher asked a question, and I was the only kid who could answer it!" His Mum says "That's great, what was the question?" "Who farted?" Replied the boy...

The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subjec...

I have many connections going direct to my lithium battery in the caravan. I want to simplify removing the battery or working on it when necessary. I was looking to use something like the attached photo and have all connections to this terminal post and only have the one connection to the battery. Is th...

A drover from a huge cattle station in the outback appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates."Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked."Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered."Once, on a trip to the back blocks of Broken Hill out in New South Wales , I came acros...

Hi am thinking about installing TPMS on car and caravan there are 2 types-- external monitors attaches to valve but has to be unscrewed to top up air pressure. 2nd type-- internal monitor have to take wheels off and remove valve and fit internal monitor, both types send messages back to screen in car. T...

Currently in WA would like info on crossing from Manjimup to Margaret River, several crossings but area seems very hill

An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed. He got on the bed righ...

FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VAN GOGH (always pronounced as Van GO)His dizzy aunt ----------------------------------------------- Verti GoghThe brother who ate prunes------------------------------- Gotta GoghThe brother who worked at a convenience store ------ Stop N GoghThe grandfather fr...

Hello all. I am seeking advice concerning the fixing up of my 2007 NPR 400 Alpine (31ft dual slide). I would prefer help from owners of the same model who have done the work themselves or in conjunction with trade pro's but you never know who is out there that may have a light bulb moment. I am often out of in...

G'day all. Anyone with a MB Sprinter MWB with airbags ilo bump stops? If so, what psi are you putting in them?

Children with disabilities are not weird or strange. They want what everyone wants! Just to be accepted!!! Can I ask a question? Is there anyone willing to copy and paste to their own timeline? -- Edited by aussie_paul on Monday 5th of June 2023 01:02:35 PM

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.After the mass, he asked the Monsignor how he had done. The Monsignor replied, When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.Next Sunday the new p...