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Can anyone recommend a brand of tinting for my windows? Also any recommendations of good place to get it done in Adelaide? Cheers

I shared this article some time back about Kapunda in SA becoming an RV friendly town. I just contacted the council about were the camp site only to be informed that while the info in the article was correct at the time of publication, council has since debated the matter and since there is also a commerc...

Hi All, To those that have been to "Greens", is the toilet a "drop" or flush? I'm traveling from WA to Bathurst NSW in a camper/tent & then to "Greens" to say G'day to those that are there. I've got a Thetfort 365, but plan to stay in c/p's all the way, to & from, ex...

Thought I'd just mention it now as the original thread will be out of site on page two soon. Sorry if this upsets some. As you can see I have a small problem with fonts as I had to do things a different way to start with. Will get it sorted soon when I get a chance.

So another starts and hits the road Some Peeps dont have enough to do This was sent to me yesterday no doubt Many will believe -------- Original Message -------- A theory BUT RATHER SCARY !!!!!!! Have you heard of this conspiracy theory re the disappearance of MH 370? The story goes...

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept look...

A bloke I know is walking behind his wife and says, "Baby, your arse is getting so fat, it's looking like a washing machine." The wife keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bedtime comes around, the man is asking for sex. The wife says: "I'm not starting the washing machine for such a small loa...

A ventriloquist is touring the outback and puts on a show in a small RSL club. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde in fourth row stands on her chair and shouts, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can...

Stopped at Tullamore show grounds NSW last night just before a thunderstorm. Only one here but no trees and high and 'dry' site with power and water. Amenities ok but no light in there this morning and since they are one of the rare places with no gaps for bugs to get in I found them a bit dark! Was going nor...

WARNING ABOUT eBAY Be careful what you buy on eBay. If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully. A friend has just spent $95, plus postage, on a penis enlarger. The Bastards sent him a magnifying glass. The brief instructions said, "Do not use in sunlight."

'Colonoscopy' !! Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy, on a recommendation, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in Thailand . Where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating. As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nur...

How to Lock Your Car and Why (This has Happened on SunshineCoast) An incident similar to this happened to a friend who parked at a shopping center, on the Sunshine Coastabout a month ago, There was no sign of a breakin but he lost Laptop, Navman,Camera, and other valuables from his car and the boot...

In an online story about MH370 our faithful ABC referred to Malaysia's director general of information, Dato Haji Ibrahim Abdul Rahman, has defended his government's approach to disseminating information etc etc It then went on to say Mr Dato. Another well researched/edited article as Dato is a...

A neighbour in a very posh caravan hangs out their sleeping bags to air each day, and this got me to thinking. We have always used sheets/blankets even in the camper-trailer, but maybe sleeping bags would be easier? What do you use in your M/home or caravan??

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-04-02/sach-cameron-corner-store/5354336

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-04-02/sach-cameron-corner-store/5354336

I was in a pub in far Western Queensland last Saturday night, when this really brutally ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my arse and said, "Give me your number, sexy." I replied "Have you got a pen?"She smiled and said "Yes." I replied, "Well you better get back...

Well we did our trip down to the hospital seems we got the all clear the melanoma team will be taking a further look into the scan but basically got told its all looking good ,apart from being riddled with arthritis im now on a permanent drug that is called targin its a tad like endone but not as many side eff...

How many feminist intellectuals does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and many more to discuss the passive role of the socket!

WhyI Like Retirement ! Question:How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question:When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Question:How many retirees to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but it might take all day. Question:What's the bigg...

Three old men were sitting together in the nursing home playing cards. One said he was going up the stairs to have a bath. As the two other men were not far away they could hear him; "Was I getting into the bath?, or out of the bath?","Was I getting into the bath?, or out of the bath?",...