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Does anybody know somebody to install a diesel heater in caravan in Mornington Victoria.

Refers : Latest Media Releases - NSW Police Online white 2008 Toyota Hilux 4WD .. NSW AY 44 NI -- Edited by Jonathan on Tuesday 3rd of June 2014 06:39:49 AM

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool & orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while he yells to the bartender "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep husky...

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind. Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them. Helloooo ... just because I'm blonde d...

Ok, unless you were on an Internet-free vacation (fat chance); you have heard that eBay managed to lose all its 145 million credentials. Cybercrime works a lot like a business, and they have massive phishing campaigns all set to go for the next major data breach. Just add a logo, change one line of code...

Gday... 1769 - Lieutenant James Cook observes the transit of Venus across the sun, on the trip during which he would chart Australia's eastern coast. Lieutenant James Cook was not the first to discover Australia, as he was preceded by numerous Portuguese and Dutch explorers. He was, howeve...

Interesting for People who know Perth...... http://feature.thewest.com.au/nowandthen/ K.J. -- Edited by kiwijims on Sunday 1st of June 2014 10:44:27 AM -- Edited by kiwijims on Monday 2nd of June 2014 12:58:48 AM -- Edited by kiwijims on Monday 2nd of June 2014 01:00:43 AM

I know I know they do!! I'm just not used to being up this early ,was up at 5.45 yikes!!

even my birds looked at me as I uncovered them and said go back to bed..

the last of my nieces (I have 4) is getting married today, just hope the weather will be good. still got to clean out and sell dad...

Just picked up our new van to be towed by our FJ Cruiser and as still working ....just doing few short trips to get to know the rig. Just a question ....we do plan to trip from Brisbane to Busselton and back early Dec 2014 - Late Feb 2015 and looking at good Stone Protectors for Van etc. also....good/reliab...

I am after some good answers, not any smartie answers please :( I am with dodo wreless internet, there speed is slow but being cheaper i changed to them app15 months ago. Prior i was withTelstra paying $59.95 a month for 8 gig ,it seened dodo was far cheaper and took up there offer of 12 gig for $39.95 in w...

Have you noticed when winter hits in the southern parts of Oz how quiet the forum gets as the Sunseekers that can head for the warmer climes up north? Although some still keep in touch with the forum, due to coverage in some areas it is limited to when they do get coverage or have the time to do so..... Ho...

A CHURCH STORY A small church had a very attractive big busted organist, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be d...

Felicity and I will take off on Tuesday (3rd) in our little VW Trakkadu (Fried Rice) for a boomerang kind of loop from here (Brissy) to Innamincka/Cameron Corner/Sturt NP then via Broken Hill and the bitumen to Eyre Peninsula. Coming back will be via the track to Birdsville and home via Central Queens...

Hello everybody, firstly a very big thank you to leonie and jim for calling in and staying with us we always offer a bed but they like there little home away from home so we wont argue with that im sure we will be just the same when we hit the road. secondly im packing for tassie we leave wed by 10.30 we sha...

Getting confused looking for a new van . We like the rear door entry with the ensuite on the right as you enter , fridge in front of you , cafe and kitchen then bed at the back. As we understand this alters the underneath of the van where wheels and axle are and ball weights with either design . Does one tow be...

Here is some information on our trip that new travellers might be interested in kms travelled 5148 average fuel consumption 10.8 litres per 100 Klms average speed 64 kms per hour total driving time 80.19 hours this information off the computer we were away for 5 weeks total cost was $2449.26 made up o...

If you are travelling through the Sunshine Coast looking for somewhere to stay that is affordable and unspoiled then I can recommend two Scout Camps. Both set in the bush with beautiful lakes adjacent. Fabulous places to rest and recuperate for the next leg of the journey. Camp Cooroora at Cooro...

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ....... enough times that her husband finally asks, "Are you weari...

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was a...