She's a virgin & they are both waiters in a smart London Chinese Restaurant...

The truth be told, he is a virgin too, but "She Does Not Know That".

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets, as her husband undresses in the darkness.

He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring .

"My darring, "he whispers," know you say firss time and you berry frighten.

I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting, juss anyting you want, you juss ask.

Whatchu want? "he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, all which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful break follows, and he waits patiently and eagerly for her request.

Eventually she shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard about from other girls...Nummaa 69" 
 
More thoughtful silence, this time from him...

Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her...

"You want .... Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa?"