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This guy wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling real horny, nudges his wife awake and asks, "Why don't we get it on, eh?" She replies, "I have an appointment at the gynecologist tomorrow and you know I don't like to make love the night before." So the husband agrees and rolled bac...

Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name."Yeah teach?" he replies."If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.Matt answers &...

The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating."Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"The doctor leading the tour explains, &...

A blind man interviews for a job as a quality controller at the local wood mill. The manager calls the blind man into his office and asks him how he expected to do this job since he was blind. The blind man replied he would do it by smell. The manager decides to test him and places a piece of wood in front of him...

One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and th...

How, I will try and keep this short. I am also not looking for sympathy. Due to resent events over the last few days I feel this is needed. Many moons ago now in my previous life my wife and I planned our retirement to travel this great country. Her health decided different and she was hit with small cell...

what a stunning tatoo

Look like the wowsers have missed one. Hooraaaaaaay !!! Cheers, Sheba.

I'm looking at getting the roadmaster falcon 2 hitch including the invisibrake unit from janer.com.au , only I'm in Perth and they don't have any recommended installers over this way, at least they are a bit vague about installers over here and they're trying to tell me I can just do most of it myself. ...

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Just thinking how positivley spiffing how the single femmes d' nomad seem to be getting out and about, used to be only us blokes who went on the wallaby....

I think Dorian can solve this.... There is a reason why the question shown below, from a Hong Kong elementary school test, is making the rounds on the internet. Most adults can't solve it not for want of math skills, but because most of them have lost the child's ability of unconventional thinking. I...

Greetings all.... What a big couple of days it has been. I dont wish to get involved in voicing an opinion...enough has been said. What I have been amazed at is the peoples response, the caring that has been put forward by members that haven't met Dougwe and Wombat, that are not in the habit of posting, bu...

Milang is on edge of Lake Alexandrina south west of Adelaide. A beautiful little spot. We stayed at the Lakeside Caravan Park. $26 a night (on a long weekend during school holidays) Like many other parks around probably built in the 70's. Amenities were a little tired, but clean and had all you could wa...

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?Customer: A white one... Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? **************************** Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Eve...

A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The KEY," where a small key is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, the woman wan...

Thought I'd change my avatar, wombat did this when I was feelig low, he made me laugh . Thanx wombat

We have recently purchased a Toyota Coaster motorhome, not to go around Australia but to be able to take off as we wish. Neither of us has had a caravan etc before so we are learning big time. We have been down to Sydney for a few days & away overnight another time. This has shown up some of our needs e...

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy...

We have just returned from a trip through parts of Central Highlands of Queensland. A couple of great spots to book mark. Boynedale Bush Camp South of Calliope (free) Bedford Weir just north of Blackwater .. (free) Lake Elphinstone south west of Mackay ( free) And the best of all Lake Theresa.....20...