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One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like hell"! "I guess I'd better see a Doctor"... "Listen mate, you don't have to spend that kind of money"..Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Aldi's..." &quo...

A bloke who had spent the stint working over seas working turned up at his old pub and sighed with a nostalgically to the barmaid . do you know it's been a full seven years since I last had a beer here . She glared back at him and said Look it's my first night here and I am working as fast as I can which reminds m...

A seasoned station hand visited his doctor and said : I don't know what's wrong dock but my stomach keeps turning over and over and I feel really bad . hop on the bed here said the doc and I'll give you a through examination after about 10 minuets the doc sighed and said I can't find anything wrong with you b...

Just seen report that a femail French tourist climbed Ayers Rock today and proceeded to do a strip tease on the top. Is it too much to hope that she may well be escorted on to a plane early tomorrow with a one-way ticket home? Cheers, Tony

An example of positive attitude..... Late in the night he regained consciousness.... He found himself in agonising pain in the hospital's ICU with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him. Slowly he realized he'd been in a serious accident, with...

Walking out of Kempsey Coles shopping Plaza, and who should pop into our path, mr & mrs Just Cruising! was great to see them, had a great chat, good to see them so unexpectably!

Is anyone going to the Stone The Crows Festival at Wagga Wagga info@stonethecrows.com.au for easter? Ive booked, it looks like a good 5 days,with lots of thing happening.

A big welcome to all new Nomads who have recently subscribed to this very informative Forum.There is a (sticky) post called WHO IS THIS on the top of the page in the I DIGRESS Forum, which is a competition that has been running continuously now for several months where people post photos of famous peo...

Aus 50 France 23 Way to go Australia.

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I am rewiring the tug. (not happy with the way it was set up originally). I am running a separate wire from the start battery to an andersen plug for the van fridge. Would there be any problems with running this wire through a redarc V.S.R. (I have a spare one) to eliminate possibility of a flat start batte...

Sorry people. I tried to edit my original post and somehow stuffed up and seem to have lost it. Originally I asked, and received two appreciated replies, re travelling from Tamworth to Grafton via Glen Innes and what road conditions I could expect. I have since had a better look at a NSW map and see it ma...

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We live in Logan City virtually a suburb of Brisbane in Queensland.Just wondering if anyone living in this region has had a diesel heater installed.I would like to make contact with you for further discussions.P.M. me if you wish and I will give you my details. or the.rodgersplace@gmail.comThank...

<I only recently saw this site and am having a ball posting a few of my favourites I've heard round the camp fire>..trust you enjoy...this is not risque' A Scottish couple took in an 18 year old girl as a lodger. The girl asked if she could take a bath, but the woman of the house told het they don't ha...

It is nice to be back on the road again, although it will be only for a short time. After a house sit over Christmas, then 2 weeks with my eldest son on a dairy farm, ( no I did not milk any of them), 10 days with my cousin in Mt Gambier while Seedling was in with with the Dr, (she is all well again), I am now in Warr...

My wife and I are considering the purchase of a motor home and becoming Grey nomads in the next couple of years. Before we spend the big bucks, we have decided to hire a motor home and head to Darwin in May and head home via either the West or East Coast. Figured this would give us a good idea if this is the righ...

Bugger, ! Not long ago i used to log on to here, and could not get off the forum for a couple of hours, -- Now every time i log on, I am up to date with all new happenings within 15 minutes Max, !

Ozzie aged 92 and Nola age 89, living on the Gold Coast, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss their wedding plans and on the way pass a substantial Pharmacy...and Ozzie suggests they go in... Ozzie addresses the Pharmacist behind the counter: 'Are you th...

Murphy applied for a fork lift operator post at a famous Irish firm based in Dublin. A Norwegian applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications they were asked to take a test and led to a quiet room with no interruptions by the Manager. When the results were in, both men had...