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I don't know how long this has been running but it was only pointed out to me today. United is usually a little cheaper than the majors and is handy for me being the closest servo. United 4c a litre discount for seniors You need to register and can then choose to receive an electronic membership card to you...

Had a roof leak on the caravan which has been repaired and not leaking Now two places on the ceiling the coating has lifted. Two two sections are about 12 cm x 9 cm Any suggestions how to repair without replacing part of the ceiling? Laurie -- Edited by laurieoz on Tuesday 1st of August 2023 03:04:19 PM --...

A dog lover, whose female dog came "in heat," wasconcerned about keeping it and her male separated. But she had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.However, as she was drifting off to sleep, she heardawful howling and moaning sounds. She rushed downstairs and found th...

Question for all the techies out there need a bit of advice With a 2000 watt pure sine invertor why doesn't my 500 watt coffee frother work ? Coffee pod machine no issues Microwave no issue The light doesn't even come on this thing ? Works fine at home just taken off the interior powerpoint and fou...

What is good about Australia by a Yank !!This Bloke Sure Is Spot On with His readings.David Mason is a Writer, a Professor, and a Poet Laureate from Colorado, USAThere's a lot to admire about Australia, especially if you're a visiting American, says David Mason.More often than you might expect, Aus...

A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00...

The Catholic HairdryerCatholic school students are taught that lying is a sin. However,instructors are also advised that using a bit of imagination is OK toexpress the truth differently without lying. A perfect example of thisteaching is Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs:An attractive youn...

Dead Penguins - I never knew this!Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?Where do they go?Wonder no more ! ! !It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.The penguin is very committed to its family an...

1st coin picked up for many moons. It looks like it has done 10 rounds with Yobar's road train on a gibber road. A further sign of cashless society ?

SCHOOL - 1950s v 2016Scenario :Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school.1950s - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends.2016 - Police called, and they arrest Johnny and Mark & charge them with assault.Both expelled even though Johnny started it.Both ch...

Victoria is renaming 15 schools to align with First Nations community more woke madness.

Hi All wanting to know if Clem Walton Park (Corella Dam) is Open August 2023 Thankyou Cheers

A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar getting soused.A man comes in and asks him,Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?Farmer: Some things you just cant explain.Man: So what happened thats so horrible?Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as...

No one has mentioned the Cricket. Aussies 2-0 up in the Ashes Tests.