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A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian!"Passenger: "Who?"Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like t...

Hi, I'm sure this has been asked a number of times before however I didn't find many suitable recent links so apologies for your groans however, I will be towing a 19.5' van from East Gippsland up to Palm Cove in FNQ (approx 3000km) next (late) April, expecting to travel approx 500km/day maybe with an ex...

As a lot of new vehicles are now fitted with a traffic singe recognition camera and can actively show the last speed limit singe that you passed. I am just wondering If anybody knows of a stand alone unit that you could fit in your windscreen to perform this function. I was thinking maybe something like a...

Howdy all im about to flip my drop axle giving me around 65-75 mm extra clearance in the centre (without wheel diameter change at this stage ! ) . This is not a axle under spring conversion simply a rotation of the drop axle to achieve a better ride height . The chassis company were Melbourne based but ha...

Hi all, and 'thank you' to the administrators. We're doing the final preparations to sell our home in NE Vic, near Wodonga before taking long service leave and giving life on the road a try to see if it's for us, before quitting work. Not sure where we will be heading, but across to WA, up the coast as far a...

We purchased an older on site van and relocated it to another caravan park. It has never been insured in the 15+years we have owned it. The details of the make and model are not known and cannot be recovered. Any suggestions as to how I get insurance on it now? Everytime I attampt to, they ask for make and mo...

Hi everyone, We've been on the road in our JB Dreamline coming up a year now, and thought it was about time we got serious and joined up. I'm still working full-time from the van, Russ is a gentleman of leisure for a while

. We've met some lovely people on our travels so far, most people are very happy t...

Hi all just joined this site earlier and posted a question. I got some fantastic advice and really appreciate it. The only trouble is there are no alerts from feed back and my thread is lost to be able to thank everyone. maybe its me not using the site properly!!!

Hi All, I am a new member living in Hervey Bay Qld, my wife and I are old nomads from the cmca, we have given up life on the road because of health reasons, but dearly miss it and the companionship it brings. We would like all the members to know that if they are travelling in the Wide Bay and Fraser Coast regi...

My new Pathfinder doesn't have a petrol cap, didn't know this before I bought the car. Just another part of this car that is great modern technology. I pull up at the petrol station, get out of the car and the petrol flap automatically unlocks. grab hold of the bowser nozzle and just put it in the hole, wh...

I have a little Satnav, It sits there in my carA Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are.I have a little Satnav, I've had it all my lifeIt's better than the normal ones, My Satnav is my wife.It gives me full instructions, Especially how to drive"It's sixty miles an hour", it says, "You're do...

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.""What do they say?" the priest inquired.They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?""That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a...

Man wakes up one morning to see his wife in a skimpy negligee, standing by the bed with some velvet rope in her hand.She purrs at him..."Tie me up and you can do anything that you like"He thought - now that's an offer I can't refuse!So he did, and went out and played golf.....

Interesting that when I type a post with my mobile it won't make paragraphs. Then I went to my desktop and edited it into paragraphs and it worked. I'm typing from my mobile now. Tony

I have had this product pop into my feed several times over last few months, I was wondering if there is anyone with experience of using the product..... I asked elsewhere and got 1 positive reply ..... no negative. I am an advocate for Bostik v4, but this vereseal looks like it might be an ok shortcut, pe...

A priest wanted to sell bibles so he asked for volunteers to go door-to-door and sell them for $10 each. Peter, Paul and Louie decided to volunteer for the task. While Peter and Paul were both respected salesmen in the town, the priest had doubts about Louie because of his terrible stutter. Not wanting...