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Passed away at 67 . Yet another musical icon from my youth gone . Its turning out to be a bad month for the music industry .

Pommy bloke fronts up to Australia House in London, to get a visa to visit his family over here in Australia. Bloke behind the counter asks "Do you have a criminal record?" Pommy bloke sighs and replies " is that STILL a requirement......

Man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.It's a ****zu.

hi, I have recently bought a Windsor Genesis (20') tandem van, towed by a Patrol (4.2 t/d, manual) and have completed one very nervous maiden trip to the coast & back........both the van (4") & the tug (2") ) have been raised for clearance purposes in future on & semi off road a...

I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. I have ID that gets me into bars and the whisky store. The...

Herb decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy felt she had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Herb that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much. However, Herb fel...

Hi Folks. No, I don't want recommendations for a good urologist or gastro surgeon thanks. What I want is some advice on cleaning out the waste water PVC piping in my van. The sink is the highest point, then the hand basin and finally the shower. We get a terrible smell out of the handbasin which is obvious...

Parking our new caravan on our sloping driveway has created an issue when trying to level it. The standard jockey wheel doesn't go high enough. But, by using my trailer mate side winder jack to hold the A frame and re-setting the jockey wheel on to a brick enables the level to be achieved. This only take a...

Hi Guys and Gals, After a trying 11 months back in NZ trying (and sometimes succeeding) to drum senior Physics into the heads of high school students in the Bay of Islands I am now back in The Land of the Truly Free. I am tonight in Kyogle in Northern Rivers NSW and will be around the Byron Bay area for a few da...

Aussie Paul.

A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his un-holstered pistol and yelled, "I have a .45 Colt with an eight shot clip and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife." Scroll down. Scroll down. Scroll down. A voice from the back of the room called out, "You don't have enough...

Hi all, we are still very new to the road and to our Avan M5 Ovation motorhome (Pod). I have a question - What is the best way to clean the tinted plastic windows? (inside and out). We have been parked under some trees this week and have some big streaks of bird poo that I'd like to get off and it's going to tak...

Private health insurance is becoming more confusing by the day. Now I have private health and have had so for just on 50 years. What I find frustrating or annoying is that the funds have changed and now pay out to different providers at varying rates. I am losing the option to go to the dentist or physio o...

Hi all, at present I'm running 2 batteries in van and have just purchased a 120 watt set of portable panels. The reg is on the panels and 15 mitres of cable from there to one battery .when I bought the van it had one battery so I added another, is it better for reg to be close to batteries not on panels ?

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"That you Bubba?" Ummmm.... This one a bit sus.... Have a smile..... Bubba The football coach noticed that Bubba, his star player, had so many women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them. So one day he asked Bubba, "Just what the hell is your...

Severe weather warning for South West WA as residents brace for heavy rain, possible floods, The wet weather follows weeks of bushfires burning in the South West of the state. Bureau of Meteorology senior forecaster Adam Conroy said up to 50 millimetres was forecast for the regions today but it coul...

Has anyone heard of a test for free over night camp in the Redlands in Qld Thanks The Bear

looking to catch up with any solo travelers over Xmas. ccurrently around Sheffield area , thanks Mark .