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A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss asked sympathetically, 'What's the matter?' The blonde replies, 'Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.' The boss, feeling sorry for her, says, 'Why don't you go home for the day? Tak...

Been travelling a few weeks now and noticed the web pages where not filling our needs and photos were not being given there full showing so have updated. we are doing well and you can join in on our travels by following us by our link in the Sig. below. And yes have updated the site and address in past week....

A blonde & her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog.. It has been in the backyard barking for hours & hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this". She goes downstairs. The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husban...

A blonde was driving home after a game & got caught in a really bad hailstorm.. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it To a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun... He told her to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, &a...

It seems this is the place for Blogs I do a weekly one but also my monthly Newsletter so here is the past months Newsletter, maybe some may enjoy the read. NEWSLETTER Hope you enjoy -- Edited by Daveo85 on Sunday 30th of April 2017 07:07:51 PM

A Priest goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.... The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes. The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit...

Morris wakes up in the morning. He has a massive hangover and can't remember anything he did last night.He picks up his bathrobe from the floor and puts it on.He notices there's something in one of the pockets and it turns out to be a bra.He thinks: "What the hell -- what happened last night?" He walks t...

Gday... Cheers - John

Hi.I have 3 80lt water tanks.During the Easter break we Went to a nearby spot for a few days.Day 4 and water ceased to pump into van one tank was empty and the pump just sucked air even though 2 more tanks were full and inline.Plus i used plug hole to fit hoses to be accessible at side of van.I have also fitted...

Well we left Adelaide just over 3 weeks ago for our trip up north then across to the Cairns make our way to Nowra the slowly home. Well got as far as Pt Wakefield received a devastating phone call and turned the rig around and headed home. Again today we connected up the van and headed of once again. Abo...

After dropping the twins off at 'THE' Beach. I am here until probably September so if you are around and would like to catch up just send up a smoke signal in PM language and I will see it. Keep Safe on the roads and out there.

I just bought a very clever wind shield for my Ozpig rotisserie: http://www.ozpig.com.au/rotisserie It is not an Ozpig product but made by Ian Tomlinson from South Australia. He has a Facebook page so he can be messaged. It sits on the Ozpig Char Grill drip tray: http://www.ozpig.com.au/char-...

The Grey Nomad hired a hit man to kill his wife. The hit man said "I'll shoot her right in the left nipple" The Grey Nomad said "I wan't you to kill her - not Kneecap her".

hi well I had the ding and heading to Qld with my insurance claim Number! Can anyone recommend a good Repairer around Brisbane area??? I have a Jayco Conquest Motor Home. My part will take 4weeks to manufacture but if i get on now! I'll be there without too much waiting round! Cheers Gypsy

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anyone got any idea how much a service costs?thanks

Hi All, any suggestions on options for a couple of nights free camping in our 20 foot off road van around the Nowra / Shoalhaven area. Some water nearby would be good whether river or beach. Cheers

I know a lot of us use a rake to clear stones etc before putting down the annexe mat. I just bought a beaut folding rake from Bunnings which makes for easy storage. It is very lightweight, mainly metal and folds up to be very compact. Best of all was the price...only $9.95

We just recently watched for the 4th or 5th time two great movies. No.1........The Dirty Dozen. No.2........Kelly's Heroes. It is the music in the Kelly's Heroes movie that makes it such a great movie. Jay&dee Many other movies also have some great soundtracks.