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There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they dont forget.They went home and the old lady told her husband to get her a bowl of ice cream. You mi...

A couple had been married for 25 years and was celebrating the husbands 60th birthday.During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each.The wife said, Weve been so poor all these years, and Ive never gotten to se...

The only cow in a small Iowa town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in Wisconsin for $200.They bought the cow from Wisconsin and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased and ver...

hi all, picked up the front half and the back half (coromal 601s) in 2 weeks. So far very happy with the Triton and great deal from Kelly Mitsubishi. Nearly killed the fool at klosters.

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We are on the "Spirit" on Sunday. (4th March 18) We can go left or right off the boat, and am looking for some local knowledge for free camp sites for our 5 weeks on the island. Looking forward to your suggestions. Regards. Hetho.

Pharmacist to a customer: "Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription...simply showing your marriage certificate and wife's picture is not enough."

This was sent to me from a friend in USA (Republican) regarding the NRA and how it is being seen in Europe https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2017/10/9/16448302/guns-nra-sunday-lubach

A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know tha...

Need a house sitter from May to July must have own van Care for three dogs

I have a River Dominator van with a 2150 Tare and 2750 ATM. can someone clarify whether waste water tanks are included with water tanks (whether full or not) are added to the overall mass of the van. If so I may disconnect the waste water tank so it doesn't contribute to the weight.

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Gday... Cheers - John

Wow,nice windy day here at greens. Hold on to your pink flamingos! Dave make sure Marilyn goes down or she may leave you for good! Surfs up at greens! I'm going surfin!

Taking the long view There are colonies of clonal trees that have lived for tens of thousands of years, but there's something majestic about a single tree able to stand on its own for millennia. These http://flip.it/qRcGlO

Hi all. FYI, I answered a "help wanted" advert in the GN classified section under Victoria, Mornington Peninsular. We have been here for 10 days now, and leaving for Tassie next Sunday. The ask (hours work per week) has been mainly light gardening and a bit of general yard maintenance. The site which...

John woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.Louise, he moaned, tell me what happ...

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him, and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.They are both startled and he says, Maam, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know youll forgive me.She replie...

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counselling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unl...

can anyone tell me the basic process changing rego from bus to motorhome