check out the new remote control Jockey Wheel SmartBar Topargee products Enginesaver Low Water Alarms Red Earth Festival Hammervan
Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
Post Info TOPIC: Donald Joke


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 5388
Date:
Donald Joke


 

 

Donald Trump is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.
A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts Mickey Mouse!

This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.
Later, the secret service agents supervisor takes him aside and asks,

What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse? 

Blushing, the agent replies,

I got nervous. I meant to shout Donald, duck!



-- Edited by Tony Bev on Friday 30th of March 2018 01:01:36 AM

__________________

Tony

It cost nothing to be polite

Page 1 of 1  sorted by
 
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.

Tweet this page Post to Digg Post to Del.icio.us
Purchase Grey Nomad bumper stickers Read our daily column, the Nomad News The Grey Nomad's Guidebook