A bloke walks into a bar and orders 5 top shelf single malt whiskeys. The bartender lines them up and the bloke tosses them all back, bam!, one after the other in super quick time before the bartender has even put down the bottle. And the bartender is amazed and says to him "wow, I've never seen anyone ever drink so much fine and expensive whiskey that quickly. And the bloke says "well, you'd drink them quickly too if you had what I've got". And the bartender asks "so what have have you got?" and the guy replies "Fifty cents".