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I got chatting with a girl in a bar last night, "Can I buy you a drink?" I asked. "Don't you have a girlfriend?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends. ""No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," I assured her. "Oh I'm sorry to hear that," she said, "Go on then, I'll have a Cider please.......

Our Foxtell Q2 has stopped recording our programs . Rather annoying as we have been in NZ the last week . Mrs rang Fox put through a few checks on our Q2 set top . To say we are being transferred to satellite as cable is being taken off NBN . Seems if your in a high use area ? They do this . ?? May suit us ? In motor...

BIG day for me yesterday. Eldest son Mark been extremelly busy with the Ballarat Heritage Weekend as he is an events manager with the Ballarat City Council, the weekend was last weekend. He and his wife have two of our Grandkids, Edwin 3 and Mia one. He was able to take a couple of days in lieu so we suggest...

Good afternoon all - have a new van that has a Hume water level indicator and Gauge Blue. Unfortunately there are no instructions as to how to read this gauge. I have the tanks and I have four green lines with three dots in each line with the centre four dots orange and the single dot also orange. Does th...

G'Day All, Since one of us was diagnosed with Follicular Lymphoma,One of us has it the other one assists in every way he can to make it easier. The Oncologist gave us 6 months before the next check up.So we are up and moving again. We left Boronia(Melbourne) 6 days ago, and wandered northwards. All was t...

There are (000's) of Grey Nomads and their dogs all pushing up and down the Stuart Highway finding the warm weather and ideal locations to bask in good weather, good company, and a welcoming part of the country. AND We are have joined them having set out from Central West of NSW firstly heading to the Fra...

Diesel Heater question... I have an issue and I am wondering if anyone can shed some light on a solution .... I have installed a diesel heater in my van. When I first installed the unit I was using regular deep cycle batteries and everything worked smoothly. I now have Lithium and I am experiencing issue...

First, some background. We bought a second hand Sterling in December with an en suite. Prior to that we started with a Swan Camper Trailer, then upgraded to a Jayco Freedom. Including four trips done in the Sterling we have travelled a total of 38,436-kilometres. So we are reasonably experienced in t...

Hi, This is the 1st time I need to prepared for caravaning into Outback. We will mainly drive sealed roads. My concern is medical emergency and vehicle breakdown situations. If you travel overseas it easy to get travel insurance which covers most things that I have been concerned about. While I cont...

Has anyone used this to seal their roof?

400,000 litres! -- Edited by Desert Dweller on Saturday 2nd of June 2018 07:27:07 AM

How many of old Fa#$s wake up cursing and yelping from muscle cramps !!??, if so any good remedies to pass on ??..Getting worse n worse for this old Fa#$t. Last night they struck without warning and spent best part of fifteen or so minutes crying for help from the better halfe who musta thought "Not again...

Well, purchased my vehicle and get it next week, then its a matter of setting up with whatever is needed to head North West to warmer weather and away from rules/regulations and restrictions of city/coastal living. Not wanting to rush, but I am still not certain as to what I will need for living/sleepi...

Just wanted to say a huge thankyou to this site from two greyish nomads from the UK. We are relocating a campervan from Brisbane to Perth and everyones help has been worth its weight in gold. we researched what we could bit your knowledge was worth much more. We are in a little jewel of a campsite in Kulin a...

Centerlink just run up ,told us that we got an increase , press 1 , yeah good one , cheers

Q: Are you aware of why Barnaby Joyce is like IKEA? A: One screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart!

I have relocated my diesel tank to a new position and the fuel line from the tank to the pump is now too short , I contacted " Dumetic" as its an eberspacher heater and they are the supplier . They put me onto enzed and they have nothing like it . The chap from enzed said it sounded like "fuel Pipe" ?? Its a fairl...

Just replaced our towball after many years. I am now of the belief that one needs to replace the towball at least every two years. Small price to pay for peace of mind. Jay&Dee

This blonde was selling her pet python on eBay. A bloke rang up and asked if it was big. She said "It's massive". He said "How many feet?" She said "None. It's a snake you idiot!"

The king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours.The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain.So, the king and the queen started out for their day of fishing. On the way, he met a man with a fishing pole riding on a donkey...