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While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!" Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad. Late...

Hi there, out of curiosity we know how much weight of people, fuel etc, but what are recommended weight for everything else for motorhome, like clothes crockery and the like, the weight they recommend for people is quite rediculous, 68kg, who is that these days, not many nomads I think are that weight...

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i bet the pensioners dont get a 3.5 % rise

Hi all, I am considering buying an Avida Escape to live and travel in. I wondered if anyone here has one of those, or a comparable Avida, or even something else with the Fiat Ducato chassis to say if it is good for that purpose, was there anything you wish you'd thought to ask for as options, or even 'don't t...

A little girl goes into a pet shop and asks the owner for a Wabbit. The Owner thinks Oh what a cute little thing she is" and says to her "Would you like a White Wabbit, or this pretty little bwown wabbit or this gwey wabbit" She replies "Fwankly mister, I don't think Percy my pet Python gives a stuff what col...

Posted in general forum as wellSome advice neededDoing and oil change on the ranger .I had 5lts of one brand of oil but Need 7.4. Thats ok I put what I had in then whenup to the local parts shop but they do not have the same brand. One beauty of being in a small country town.Question can I mix 2 diff brands or s...

Hello to all, we have the van and hope soon to be joining you on the big adventure.

"So let me get this straight" the prosecutor says to the defendant. "You came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man". "That's correct" says the defendant. "Upon which" continues the prosecutor "you take out a pistol and shot your wife, killing her". "That's correct" says t...

A sweet and innocent Italian girl gets married, and the girls mother lives downstairs. The girl has never made love to a man before, and on their wedding night, when he takes off his shirt, she goes running downstairs. Momma, Momma, she cries. I cant believe it! He has hair all over his chest! What shoul...

I've been doing a bit of final running-in before switching my Honda EU20i to fully synthetic oil and took the opportunity to do a few measurements one of which was fuel consumption: When driving its rated maximum continuous load of 1.6kW resistive the generator uses approximately 1lt of petrol per h...

We have two 4kg gas bottles on the front of our caravan, a pretty standard thing. They're housed in a very tight fiberglass cowling. We were advised 6 years ago when we bought our new caravan not to swap them & keep refilling them as gas bottle shapes vary a fair bit in height & diameter. Recentl...

Hi can anybody tell me about crab pots in Western Australia we r taking pots with from Queensland but Ive been told u can not take them into WA is this true cheers Proey

Hello everyone heading up from Esperence to Perth and looking for any advice on where to camp. The road number is 40 and unfortunately haven't got any room to deviate much from the route and need to stay on the sealed roads, have no clue about this area so any help greatly appreciate. Sandie.

Aussie Paul.

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed but whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told hi...

Two women went on a girls night out, and got slightly carried away with the ****tails. Drunk and walking home, they realised they both needed to pee. They were near a graveyard and one suggested they do their business behind a headstone. The first woman had nothing to wipe with, so she took off her pant...

Some things you just can't explain.The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain." "So what happened that is so horrible?" the man asked. The farmer then decides to try an answer, "Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her lef...

Cindy Planning a trip to New Zealand Some years ago we planned to visit beautiful New Zealand. We knew we could not do the holiday justice in a short holiday stay so we planned to start our adventures in the NorthIsland. The following year we renewed our adventure in the South Island. Both holidays we...

Lara Station near Barcaldine QLD is a fantastic place to stay a while. Easily reached via a good unsealed road just off the Landsborough Hwy The camp surrounds a small permanent thermal lake that attracts lots of bird life. There's also a pool for campers to enjoy as well. We recommend this spot highly...