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"Yep" I've been hunting new model Fire trucks all over the world lately, I managed to score a few off Evil Bay, some as cheap as $0.05 and others cost around $50.00. Here are a few pictures of my finds............... My entire collection now covers two full shelves of the display cabinet...... there ar...

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A retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?' The prostitute replies, 'Well, ol...

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Let's see who has a clean mind here.Starts with F and ends with K A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she...

Wildlife rangers have hauled a four-metre male crocodile out of a creek in Darwin Harbour, which wildlife experts say is a reminder to some who think large crocs are not in the waters around the city during the cooler dry season.http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-06-17/crocodile-nt-darwin-sal...

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack."Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's ok...

Hello All! We have decided to sell up and go. Not right now but within the next couple of years. We have a kitten and a 10 year old parrot that are our little babies. We would really like to take them with us, but are bit lost about whether it makes sense at all or how to do it. Our kitten is used to walking on the l...

Theres nothing better than a good grilling sausage, but they are rarer then rocking horse do da as are good Butchers that make said sausages and bacon.Along with Bakers who I mainly look for bread that is a little hard to make yourself like sourdough in various styles.So how about we give these small bu...

A grandmother is giving directions to her adult grandson who is coming to visit. You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elb...

G'day all, To continue after the broken spring problem,we continued to Bell,Ban Ban Springs, Thus far the spring has given us no problems and at Ban Ban Springs, we met up and travelled together with our friends from Bundy. Continued to Mundubbera, Eidsvold( RM Williams Centre), Biloela,Dulul...

Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Saturday 16th of June 2018 08:24:12 PM

has anyone with the 200 series lc had a lovells gvm upgrade , wondering if its a stiffer ride and if so how bad, we love the way it is std but would like to utilise the cars gcm better. our van "only" has an atm of 3260.

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The manager of a liquor store gets a midnight phone call at home: "Hello!" "At what time does the store open?" "At ten o'clock sir". At two in the morning, the phone rings again: "HELLO!" "Ya (burp), at what time does, euh, the store open?" "AT TEN IN THE MORNING, sir". Again, at four, the phone rings: "H!...

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?" "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use...

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Now, you guys probably knew all this stuff before but it's new to me so I thought I'd post it to the "General" rather than the "Solar" forum because that's intended to be more technical whereas I think this calculator may appeal to the less technical. It won't be 100% accurate but I think, from personal o...

Hey peoples, Im attempting to secure the bottom of my annex, adjacent to a concrete slab.I need to attach the bottom D-Rings to some pegs. I am sure I've seen little rubber bands somewhere, but cant for the life of me find them now that I need them. I think they're about 5" long, and prolly made of silicon...