A retired sailor puts on his old uniform and   heads for the docks once more, for old times sake.

He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.

He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his   age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'

The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots

Three knots?' he asks. Whats that supposed to mean??'

She says,   'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back.