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During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?" 
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub." 
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup.."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. 

Do you want a bed near the window?"



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I'll take the window view biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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When I die, I wan't to go peacefully like my Grandfather. Not yelling & screaming like the kids on his bus.

Classified R.E.D. = "Retired & Extremely Disinterested" (Locksmith)

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