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A man lays sprawled across three entire seats at a theatre. Before the show has even starts, an usher walks by and notices the man. "Sir, you're only allowed one seat, can you please sit up?" The man groans but remains sprawled. The Usher becomes impatient with the man "Sir! If you don't get up, I will n...

My wife and I decided to go on an organised trip to Afghanistan, to see for ourselves what the place was like.It didn't start well as the train we were travelling on broke down just a few miles south of the station. We found ourselves stranded in a scary hell hole where no one around us spoke any English.Th...

Police Legacy supporting the Families of those who have made the ultimate sacrifice defending the thin Blue Line. Just nine weeks to go until the Blue Ribbon Ball! It's our biggest fundraiser of the year, and we pull out all the stops to raise money for our police family. Polish up your polka, dust off...

--Compact 13 foot caravan with a lot of extras, which is very easy to tow with an ATM of only 1100kg.--One owner--POWERTOUCH caravan mover system with WiFi remote ($2900 value) means effortless maneuvering in tight caravan parks!--Spacious lounge area becomes two comfortable single beds with ta...

I have bought a kit to install on my van. Questions 1. does the switch have to be covered to prevent water/mud ingress? There is nothing extra provided other than the switch & battery/control panel. 2. does it go on top of the A frame or the outside vertical wall?

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning...The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a pair of men playing the next hole.Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the gro...

A husband comes home from the night shift to find his wife snuggled up in bed with the sheets pulled up right over her whole head, obviously not wanting to be disturbed.Not to be denied, he slips in under the sheet anyway and begins making love to her. He gets out of bed again to go downstairs and get someth...

I talked to a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way. He said "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-line....

Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach. At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.

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From the depths of the crypt at St Giles, Came a scream that resounded for miles, Said the Deacon, 'Good gracious, has Father Ignatius forgotten the Bishop has piles?' Anon.

Well Shelley and I have bitten the bullet and have purchased our first caravan. It is a 17' 2014 Jayco Starcraft Outback. It will be picked up from the dealership next Friday to have a few mods and extras included and removed. The dealership tried to convince us to let them do the mods. Though I prefe...

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Found this one on another forum, a little evil but .. As much as Pooh missed Piglet he really did enjoy that bacon sandwich

An Australian, and Englishman and an American are on a cruise with their wives. Sitting at breakfast the first morning, the Englishman sets our to impress his neighbours with his affection for his wife. He says, "Would you please pass the honey, Honey?" With this the American chimes in, "Can you pass...

Young Johnny is at school and he has to give a talk on what he did over the weekend. He gets up before the class and proceeds to tell the entire class how he and his best mate, Freddy, spent the weekend catching frogs, shoving crackers up their arses and lighting them. At this point the Teacher, a sweet, dem...

hello everyone, has anyone driven this road and is it suitable for a 25 foot caravan? Thanks.

Three tourists, an Englishman, an American from Texas, and an Aussie are on board ship on a cruise. They are all seated at the same table in the dining room on the first night at sea. To open the conversation, after introductions, the Englishman stated, "Back home in the U.K., I have an estate so large,...

From ground level, Australia's drought looks like a featureless, brown dustbowl, but from the air it transforms into an artistry of colour and texture as the land cracks open under a blazing sun.... Farmer Ash Whitney stands in the middle of a dried-up dam in a drought-affected paddock on his proper...

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?