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Hot as Hell


A man is on a business trip to the USA and had arranged for his wife and children to fly out to meet him down in Florida afterwards.

After several days work in New York he reaches their hotel in Florida a day early and decides to send his wife a quick e-mail.

Unable to find the scrap of paper with his wife's e-mail address on, he does his best to type it from memory.

Unfortunately, he misses one letter and his message is sent instead to an elderly vicars wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checks her e-mail, she takes one look at the monitor, lets out a piercing scream, and drops to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rush into the room and see this note on the screen: "Dearest wife. Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

"P.S. Really is hot down here."



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Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan

Sent from my imperial66 typewriter using carrier pigeon, message sticks and smoke signals.

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