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DOG THERAPY
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Had to put my dog in therapy, he had an addiction
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goinsoon
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HOUSEWORK
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One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the house. The kids were laying outside in the mud, still in their pajamas, and empty food boxes were on the kitchen counter. When he opened the door, he found an even bigger mess: dishes on the counter, dog food spilled on the floor, a broken glass und...
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HUSBAND
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A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your husbands face while you are having sex?" "Well, yes, I...
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goinsoon
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Talking animals
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A ventriloquist walked up to an Indian and said "I'll bet I can make your horse talk." Indian: "Horse no talk" Ventriloquist: "Sure watch this. Hi horse. How does you master treat you?" Horse: "Oh, he is good to me. He gives me food, water and he keeps me out of the...
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JUST NEVER KNOW YOUR LUCK;
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A Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without any warning. After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. 'Well, Sister, this looks pre...
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Talking Dog For Sale
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A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there....
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jimricho
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AAAAH DE IRISH;
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Paddy and Mick are walking down a street in London . Paddy happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye. The sign said: "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, Trousers £2.50 per pair". Paddy says to his pal, "Mick, look! We could buy a whole lot of dose, and...
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FREE MONEY;
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> Subject: Stimulus Package! > > It's a slow day in a dusty little Australian town. The sun is beating > down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in > debt, and everybody lives on credit. > > On this particular day, a rich tourist from down south is driving...
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Married 44 Years
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After being married for 44 years, a friend took a careful look at his wife one day and said, "darling, 40 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old girl. Now I have a $5...
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Two Middle East Mothers
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Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goats milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. And they start reminiscing. This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now. Yes, I remember him as a b...
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Young Bloke buying condoms for th 1st time
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A young bloke goes into a chemist shop to buy some condoms . An experienced shop assistant serving him asks , What size ? Well , I don't know , how do I find out . Well there's a fence out the back with some holes in it , try them , then come back & let me know . The bloke goes out the back , as does the unlucky fo...
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A BLONDE MOMENT;
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THE HEART ATTACK A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting.'What's up?' she asks. 'I think I'm having a heart attack,' - cries the husband..The blonde rush...
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SHORT WICK
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The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a Great chest you have!' He tells her, 'That's 100 lbs.. of dynamite, Baby.' He takes off his pants and the blonde says,' "What massive calves you have!' ...
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DEEP ENOUGH!!!!!
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Irish Burial At Sea> > > > Mick and Paddy had promised their uncle Seamus, who had been a> seafaring gent all his life, to bury him at sea when he died. Of> course, in due time, he did pass away and the boys kept their promise.> > > > They set off with Uncle Seamus all...
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How to tell
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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded.. "Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he repl...
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BUGGER:
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Last night, my husband and I were sitting in the living room and I said to him,'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.He got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine. Bastard
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Worst ever joke on the forum
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This must be the worst ever joke on this forum Subject: See the Wizard of Oz for that . . . So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest feeling very fed up because he doesn't want to be yellow. Life would be easier if he was brown like other toads.. He'd sure be less visible to predators for on...
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QUACKUP;
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Donald Duck and Daisy Duckwere spending the night together in a hotel roomand Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was,"Do you have a condom?" Donald frowned and said,"No!" Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom,they could not have sex....
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justcruisin01
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HEALTH BULLETIN
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Information has just been made public that is something you should all be aware of: Gonorrhoea Lectim. The Centre for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhoea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'im"...
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SHOES;
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A blonde was on vacation and driving through Darwin. She desperately wanted to take home a pair of genuine crocodile shoes but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the 'no haggle on prices' attitude of one of the shopkeepers, th...
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