I was in the pub with my wife last night and I said, I love you. She said, Is that you or the beer talking? I replied, Its me talking to the beer. My wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
I used to be addicted to soap, I'm clean now.
Serves you right!!!!
Cheers. Pam.
Safe and happy travels everyone.