Astrology by Tonto
 
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their 
Tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. 

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look 
Towards sky, what you see? ' 

'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.' 
'What that tell you?' asked Tonto. 

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. 

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?' 

Tonto replied 

'You dumber than buffalo s****t. It means someone stole the tent.'

-- Edited by milo on Thursday 23rd of June 2011 04:35:52 PM