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DO THE MATHS;
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Do the maths...... The owner of a business was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, 'You graduated from University and I need some help. If I were to give you £20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take of...
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Mad Monk
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While walking down the street one day a Tony Abbot is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the Golden Gate. "Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around thes...
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A CHURCH HOTLINE;
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ITALIAN ALTAR BOY'S CONFESSION 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.. The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'. "Well, Joey, I'm sure...
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HEALTH TIP;
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-- Edited by justcruisin01 on Tuesday 27th of August 2013 07:17:11 PM
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Last minute election change
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BREAKING NEWS!!! Kevin RUDD will NOT be running For election in 2013 due to the Brain tumor found during his recent Colonoscopy.
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Aircraft Hits Four Buildings
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...and scares the crap out of everyone.
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SENIOR'S BAR...
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make up artist
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Yep you just don't know how far things may go.
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The sea was on fire
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This is aa very old ditto my mother, an English lady, use to sing. The sea was on Fire, A blind man saw it, A deafman heard it, A Fire engine , with 4 dead horses ran over a dead cat and half killed it, The Sea was on fire......... Bill -- Edited by bill12 on Saturday 24th of August 2013 11:36:58 AM
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Age does matter
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Husband took the wife to a disco on the weekend. There was a guy on the dance floor living it large - breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works. The wife turned to husband and said: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." Husband says: "Looks like he's...
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Interview
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I just received notification that the police wanted to interview me - that is strange - I don't remember applying for a job there!!!
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Saying goodnight to Mum
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Goodnight to Mum We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our parret, and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to l...
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Quarter back
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I do not wish to offend anyone who has hair which may be of a less than dark hue but I just had to share this one with you A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. "Oh, I really liked it,...
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The haircut
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One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you...
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Wiremu's Woes
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Wiremu, a New Zealander, was in Australia to watch the Bledisloe Cup and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor. "Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey" said Wiremu. The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had long existing and advanced prostate pro...
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Tonsils vs circumcision
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Two little boys are in the hospital for an operation next day. The older boy leans over and asks,"What are you having done?" The second boy says,"I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afraid."The first boy says,"...
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age
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A group of guys, all age 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch.Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View Restaurantbecause the waitresses there were gorgeous, with tight skirts, perky breastsand nice bums. Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed wh...
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RV Shower
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Irish thieves
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Did you hear about the 2 Irishman that stole a calander They both got 6 months
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THE MILKMAN;
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A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Dave to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. Dave thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.The blonde came to the do...
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