A young Afghani gets signed up by the Bulldogs...
Noel Cleal flies to Kabul to watch a young Afghani star in a local game
of rugby played with an inflated goat's bladder. He is suitably
impressed, gets on the phone to Des Hasler, signs the boy on the spot
and arranges for him to come over to Sydney.
Two weeks later The Doggies are 12 - 0 down to The Sea Eagles at home
with only 20 minutes left - it's been a hard day at the office.
Hasler gives the young Afghani winger the nod, and on he goes.
The lad is a sensation, playing an absolute blinder. He scores 3
tries in 20 minutes, converts all of them himself from out wide and wins
the game for Canterbury . The Belmore Oval fans are delighted, the
players and the coach are delighted and the media love the new star of
Rugby League.
When the player comes off the ground he phones his mum to tell her about
his first day in the NRL.
"Hello mum, guess what?" he says "I played for 20 minutes today, we were
12 - 0 down but I scored 3 tries - they call it a hat-trick - and we
won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the press, they all love me - I'm
so happy."
"Just wonderful," says his mum, "Let me tell you about my day ...
... Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed
and assaulted - she would have been raped but for a passing police
vehicle. Your brother has joined a local gang of looters and set fire
to some buildings and all while you tell me that you were having a great
time!!"
The young lad is very upset. "What can I say mum, but I'm really sorry."
"Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!" says his mum,
"It's your bloody fault we came to Bankstown in the first place!"
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
You win some ?? You lose some ?? Sarg, I thought that was pretty funny
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Thanks for your backup guys, makes me feel a lot better about people this site.
sarg wrote:Thanks for your backup guys, makes me feel a lot better about people this site.
yep all good ,,, 327 viewed and only Terry had a problem,,, this equals 0.3% (Terry) so he's in the minority I'd suggest,, but free to comment.
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Rip and Rosie wrote:Baz421 wrote:sarg wrote:Thanks for your backup guys, makes me feel a lot better about people this site. yep all good ,,, 327 viewed and only Terry had a problem,,, this equals 0.3% (Terry) so he's in the minority I'd suggest,, but free to comment. Nope, Terry is the only one brave enough to tell you he had a problem.
Baz421 wrote:sarg wrote:Thanks for your backup guys, makes me feel a lot better about people this site. yep all good ,,, 327 viewed and only Terry had a problem,,, this equals 0.3% (Terry) so he's in the minority I'd suggest,, but free to comment.
Nope, Terry is the only one brave enough to tell you he had a problem.
Anyone can comment anonamously,,, Terry seems to think his jokes and no good BUT KEEPS READING THEM. Why???????
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You win some ?? You lose some ?? Sarg, I thought that was pretty funny 
