A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
Gaz ,Rox & Ruby :aka C1,2&3
I thunk this was ok.
On Resetting Your Password
letMeInAgain
Sorry, your password has expired - you must create a new one.Why? Has anyone discovered that password and used it to hack into my computer?No, but your password has expired, and you must create a new one.Why, then, do I need a new one - the one that I have one seems to be working pretty well?Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.Can I use the old one and just re-register it?No, you must create a new one.I don't want a new one; that's just one more thing for me to remember.Sorry, you must get a new one.OK: rosesSorry, that one is too short; you must use more characters.OK: pretty rosesNo good, you must use at least one number in your password.OK: 1 pretty roseSorry, unacceptable; you cannot use blanks in your password.OK: 1prettyroseSorry, you must use additional characters.OK: 1f***ingprettyroseSorry, you must use at least one capital letter.OK: 1F***INGprettyroseSorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.OK: 1F***ingprettyroseSorry, that one is still too short; you must use more characters.OK: 1F***ingPrettyRoseShovedUpYour***IfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessRightF***ingNow!
Sorry, you cannot use that password; it is already in use.
Richo