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Computer Password


A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." biggrinbiggrin



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I thunk this was ok.

On Resetting Your Password


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Sorry, your password has expired - you must create a new one.

Why? Has anyone discovered that password and used it to hack into my computer?

No, but your password has expired, and you must create a new one.

Why, then, do I need a new one - the one that I have one seems to be working pretty well?

Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.

Can I use the old one and just re-register it?

No, you must create a new one.

I don't want a new one; that's just one more thing for me to remember.

Sorry, you must get a new one.

OK: roses

Sorry, that one is too short; you must use more characters.

OK: pretty roses

No good, you must use at least one number in your password.

OK: 1 pretty rose

Sorry, unacceptable; you cannot use blanks in your password.

OK: 1prettyrose

Sorry, you must use additional characters.

OK: 1f***ingprettyrose

Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter.

OK: 1F***INGprettyrose

Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.

OK: 1F***ingprettyrose

Sorry, that one is still too short; you must use more characters.

OK: 1F***ingPrettyRoseShovedUpYour***IfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessRightF***ingNow!

 

 

 

 



Sorry, you cannot use that password; it is already in use. 



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Love it! :)


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