Just Joking

Baz421 · Baz421

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the pass...

GaryKelly · GaryKelly

STUD ROOSTER A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart, Time for you to retire.' The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done t...

copper1 · copper1

Duties of Wives Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. Terry had married a woman from Greece. He bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean ho...

sarg · sarg

Yendorane · Yendorane

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle...

GaryKelly · GaryKelly

Men Teaching Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By December 29, 2013 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM . Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer How to Adjust a Thermost...

sarg · sarg

A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Granddad. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her Granddad's room. "Granddad, Granddad," she says excitedly, "as soon as my mummy comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!&quo...

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

-- Edited by Big Gorilla on Sunday 8th of September 2013 08:40:01 AM

copper1 · copper1

A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls." The blonde continued t...

copper1 · copper1

Bill took his wife to a disco at the weekend. There was a guy on the dance floor giving it large - breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works. Bill's wife turned to him and said: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." Bill says: "Looks like he's sti...

sarg · sarg

Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Central station in Sydney, leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large pla...

Pete49 · Pete49

She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams. Don't worry about that, says St. Peter, It's only someone having the holes drilled into her shoulder blades for the wings. The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries...

rockylizard · rockylizard

DATELINE: NEW YORK - A public school teacher was arrested today at John F.Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft said he...

sarg · sarg

Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after His Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?" She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night." The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's t...

Magnarc · Magnarc

A devout middle eastern gentleman entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because, as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to the music because, in the time of the prophet, there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of t...

barina · barina

This is funny & obviously written by a Former Soldier... New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60! I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing arse -backwards. Instead of sendi...

copper1 · copper1

Two Irishmen were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of turf. Jimmy said, Im gonna do dat when I win da lottery. What's dat den? asks Mikey. Send me lawn away to be mowed."

gerard gue · gerard gue

A little old man totters into a chemist to buy some Viagra."Can I have 6 tablets please and I want each of them cut into quarters"The chemist says "I can do that sir, but a quarter will not give youa full erection""I am 96 and don't have much use for an erection. I just w...

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

GRANDPARENTS' ANSWERING MACHINE Good morning . . . At present we are not at home, but please leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp ....... If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "birth arrival" so we know who it is......then se...

barina · barina

A fart is a pleasant thing...It gives the belly ease... It warms the bed in winter... And suffocates the fleas. A fart can be quiet... A fart can be loud... Some leave a powerful... Poisonous cloud A fart can be short... Or a fart can be long... Some farts have been known... To sound like a song...

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	MARS AND VENUS --- THE NEXUS QUESTION (Preview) I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the pass...	Baz421	1	1316	11:48 PM Sep 15, 2013 by GaryKelly
	Stud Rooster (Preview) STUD ROOSTER A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart, Time for you to retire.' The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done t...	GaryKelly	0	722	12:13 AM Sep 15, 2013 by GaryKelly
	Duties of Wives (Preview) Duties of Wives Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. Terry had married a woman from Greece. He bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean ho...	copper1	2	899	03:29 AM Sep 15, 2013 by moamajohn
	VIAGRA (Preview)	sarg	1	814	11:49 PM Sep 14, 2013 by GaryKelly
	Sex in the Dark (Preview) There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle...	Yendorane	0	857	03:19 PM Sep 14, 2013 by Yendorane
	Men Teaching Classes for Women (Preview) Men Teaching Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By December 29, 2013 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM . Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer How to Adjust a Thermost...	GaryKelly	2	1337	05:01 AM Sep 14, 2013 by capricorn and pisces
	ARENT GRANDKIDS GREAT (Preview) A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Granddad. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her Granddad's room. "Granddad, Granddad," she says excitedly, "as soon as my mummy comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!&quo...	sarg	2	775	01:01 AM Sep 14, 2013 by 2foot6
	WINE... (Preview) -- Edited by Big Gorilla on Sunday 8th of September 2013 08:40:01 AM	Big Gorilla	1	937	07:32 PM Sep 12, 2013 by Gunsondeck
	Golf Balls (Preview) A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls." The blonde continued t...	copper1	0	763	05:38 AM Sep 12, 2013 by copper1
	At The Disco (Preview) Bill took his wife to a disco at the weekend. There was a guy on the dance floor giving it large - breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works. Bill's wife turned to him and said: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." Bill says: "Looks like he's sti...	copper1	0	663	05:31 AM Sep 12, 2013 by copper1
	THE TAXI DRIVER (Preview) Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Central station in Sydney, leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large pla...	sarg	0	724	11:31 PM Sep 11, 2013 by sarg
	heaven as told by an older lady (Preview) She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams. Don't worry about that, says St. Peter, It's only someone having the holes drilled into her shoulder blades for the wings. The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries...	Pete49	2	760	11:35 PM Sep 11, 2013 by sarg
	Terrorism (Preview) DATELINE: NEW YORK - A public school teacher was arrested today at John F.Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft said he...	rockylizard	0	629	03:45 PM Sep 10, 2013 by rockylizard
	THE WIDOW (Preview) Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after His Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?" She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night." The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's t...	sarg	0	663	02:28 PM Sep 10, 2013 by sarg
	London Cabbie (Preview) A devout middle eastern gentleman entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because, as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to the music because, in the time of the prophet, there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of t...	Magnarc	0	671	11:49 AM Sep 10, 2013 by Magnarc
	Call Up - Guys Over 60 (Preview) This is funny & obviously written by a Former Soldier... New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60! I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing arse -backwards. Instead of sendi...	barina	2	972	08:03 PM Sep 9, 2013 by Ontos45
	Irish Millionaire (Preview) Two Irishmen were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of turf. Jimmy said, Im gonna do dat when I win da lottery. What's dat den? asks Mikey. Send me lawn away to be mowed."	copper1	1	741	04:47 PM Sep 9, 2013 by spida
	ONE for the OLD FELLA'S (Preview) A little old man totters into a chemist to buy some Viagra."Can I have 6 tablets please and I want each of them cut into quarters"The chemist says "I can do that sir, but a quarter will not give youa full erection""I am 96 and don't have much use for an erection. I just w...	gerard gue	1	828	12:19 AM Sep 9, 2013 by GaryKelly
	Grand Parents... (Preview) *GRANDPARENTS' ANSWERING MACHINE* Good morning . . . At present we are not at home, but please leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp ....... If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "birth arrival" so we know who it is......then se...	Big Gorilla	1	835	02:02 PM Sep 8, 2013 by mongrel
	Sweet Little Poem. (Preview) A fart is a pleasant thing...It gives the belly ease... It warms the bed in winter... And suffocates the fleas. A fart can be quiet... A fart can be loud... Some leave a powerful... Poisonous cloud A fart can be short... Or a fart can be long... Some farts have been known... To sound like a song...	barina	0	855	04:24 AM Sep 7, 2013 by barina
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