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710 thingy


A blonde came in to the auto workshop and asked for a seven-hundred-ten thingy. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What in the world is a
                     seven-hundred-ten?"

                     She replied, "You know, the part that's right in the middle of the engine, I have lost the one I had and need a new one." She explained that she
                     did not know what it does, but this piece had always been there and she thought she should have it replaced.

                     He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what it looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

                     Still confused, he then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 piece on this car?"

                     She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there..."

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-- Edited by GaryKelly on Wednesday 16th of October 2013 08:27:11 AM

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Did she have 58008 918?


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took me a while to work it out so not being blonde made it harder



-- Edited by Yendorane on Tuesday 15th of October 2013 10:47:44 PM

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Good question, Dorian. Unfortunately, I wasn't there. Apart from that, I have no idea what you're talking about hehe.

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Think like a blonde.

Hint: Type the numbers into a calculator.

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I typed it in, Dorian, and got large melons. Is that right?

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Seems like a handful to me....lol

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