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Thank you Father
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'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' 'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner o...
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Never Cheat
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NEVER CHEAT ON A SASKATCHEWAN WOMAN! A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door and into the barn. She p...
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Never Lie
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In parochial school students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructors also advised that using a bit of imagination was OK to express the truth differently without lying. Below is a perfect example of those teachings: Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs. An attractive young woman on a...
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Could happen to anyone!
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The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door? 'The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled...
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Magnarc
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Aint this the truth!!!!!
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I was sitting on a bench in the park next to a homeless man, I asked him how he ended up this way.He said: Up until Last week, I still had it all!!! A cook, cooked my meals, my room was cleaned, my clothes were washed, pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV, internet, I went to the gym, the pool, the library,...
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Robin Hood
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A teacher asks her class , "can anyone tell me who is Robin Hood's girlfriend ??" Little Paddy raises his hand and say's " yes miss, its Trudy Glen !!! " "No Paddy the answer is Maid Marian !!" " But miss, what about the song??, "Robin hood, Robin hood, R...
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Yarra
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D BOSS
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Hey Jim
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Keep fit to play on the weekend
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This is what football players did to keep fit back in the days before big money spoilt the game
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Wombat 280
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Daughter/Father.....(Caution - Could Offend Some)
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Daughter to Father: "Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper." Father's response: "Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with h...
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-- Edited by Weevil on Sunday 7th of June 2015 01:19:54 AM
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16 Reasons Why Planes Are Easier To Live With Than Women...
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Weevil
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"Guts" & "Balls?"
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There is a medical distinction between "Guts" and "Balls"... We've all heard friends and colleagues referring to people with "Guts", or with "Balls". Do they, however really know the difference between them? Here's the 'official' distinction; st...
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Goldfinger
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"FATHER PLEASE"
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A Priest was driving along in his car and see's a Nun walk on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift, which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs., forcing the habit to open and reveal a leg. The priest looks and nearly has an accident, and after changing gear lets his hand slide up he...
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Hey Jim
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Friends without Facebook.....
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Presently I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore every day, I go down the street and tell every passer by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before, and what I will do after, I give them pictures of my family, my wife, my daughter...
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Goldfinger
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Confession!!......
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A young Catholic Girl went to Confession and said to the Priest, "Father I'm pregnant." He asked, "How did this happen my child?" She replied, "I tink it must have been the Second Coming Father".... The Priest is shocked by this reply, and asked, "What makes yo...
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Goldfinger
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One Last Kiss (For the blokes - Sound On !)
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http://www.toilette-humor.com/funny_adult_humor/one_last_kiss.shtml
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Weevil
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The homicide
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Two police officers, responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired, arrived on the scene and, after discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor, they called their sergeant. Hello, Sarge? Yes. It looks like we have a homicide here. What h...
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Possum3
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Change of heart
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A young fellow a was angry as he had it in his head that someone had stolen his wallet so he dicided to get revenge and steel someone else's wallet . He thought his best chance would be in church during mass, when everyone would be facing the altar and would be preoccupied in prayer and not notice . He went to...
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Woody n Sue
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Desperate to use a payphone
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Desperate to use a payphone, a visitor to town searched high and low, and when he eventually found one, it was already occupied. Hoping that the man inside the kiosk wouldn't be long, the visitor waited impatiently outside, constantly looking at his watch. In an attempt to convey a sense of urgency,...
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Yarra
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Duck soup
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A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you can talk!" Exclaims the barman. "I see your ears are working, too," Says...
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