Just Joking

SLUG · SLUG

Arhhhh da Irish> > I found myself in a pub in Cork. > > A group of American tourists came in. > > One of the Americans said, in a loud voice, "I hear you Irish think your > > great drinkers. > > I bet 5,000 euros that no-one here can drink 30 pints of Guinness in 30 > >...

Hurls · Hurls

How to get to Heaven from Ireland : A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher. I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. 'I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church,...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Due to considerable reader demand here are some more Tommy Cooper one liners.Yes, he was brilliant!! 1. Two blondes walk into a building ........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 3. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day - but I couldn't find any. 4. My friend drowne...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired gentleman in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties. the circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion.He ate my last tamer so y...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An older couple arise early on their 50th wedding anniversary. The old man sits at the kitchen table while his beloved wife fixes breakfast. Before heating the frying pan she picks it up and brings it down hard on the old man's head...knocking him out of his chair. Groggily, he picks himself up and ask...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. Hed never been to church in his life.After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said: Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?Murphy said: I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I mispla...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man is sitting on a blanket at the beach.He has no arms and no legs. Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, Walk past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on. The Welsh woma...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview opened a file drawer, and pulled out a picture. He then said, "To be a detective you must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and o...

reglynn · reglynn

There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands?' All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?' Some women answered t...

reglynn · reglynn

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, 'Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?' The parrot says, 'I was born this way.I'm a defective parrot.''Holy crap,' the guy replies. 'You actually understood and an...

SLUG · SLUG

AUSTRALIAN ETIQUETTEIN GENERAL 1. Never take an open stubby to a job interview. 2.. Always identify people in your paddocks before shooting at them. 3. It's tacky to take an Esky to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets. 5. Even if you're certain you're included in the...

Vic41 · Vic41

Arthur is 90 years old. Hes played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. Thats it, he tells his wife. Im giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad. Once Ive hit the ball, I cant see where it went. His wife sympathizes. As they sit down, she has a suggest...

reglynn · reglynn

A bloke goes to the local council to apply for a job in the office. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine." "Have you ever worked for the public service before?" Yes, I was in the army." he says, "I was i...

reglynn · reglynn

In parochial school, students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructors also advised, that using a bit of imagination was OK to express the truth differently, without lying. Below is a perfect example of those teachings: An attractive young woman, on a flight from Ireland, a...

Delta18 · Delta18

In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy. Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com. And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost...

gerard gue · gerard gue

Black Panties Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the dating world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom I have someone for you to meet." Well...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

As You Mature, It's The Little Things That Don't Seem To Matter As Much As They used To! This chick looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bundy?" I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out." I mean, when you are over sixt...

Vic41 · Vic41

An admiral visited one of the ships under his command. While eating breakfast with the crew he was impressed to see the naval insignia stamped on every biscuit. He went to the Chief cook to ask how this feat was achieved, so it could be used on other ships. The Chief replied, "Id be glad to sha...

SLUG · SLUG

Tractor pull in Indonesia this is how NOT to do it. :)

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

All of the ten senior members of the Board of Directors of the companywere called into the chairman's office one by one until only Bob, thejunior member, was left sitting outside.Finally it was his turn to be summoned. He entered the office to findthe chairman and the ten other directors seated aroun...

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	The irish again (Preview) Arhhhh da Irish> > I found myself in a pub in Cork. > > A group of American tourists came in. > > One of the Americans said, in a loud voice, "I hear you Irish think your > > great drinkers. > > I bet 5,000 euros that no-one here can drink 30 pints of Guinness in 30 > >...	SLUG	0	848	08:29 PM Dec 3, 2014 by SLUG
	How to Get to Heaven (Preview) How to get to Heaven from Ireland : A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher. I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. 'I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church,...	Hurls	0	853	05:26 PM Dec 3, 2014 by Hurls
	JOKES - ENJOY! (Preview) Due to considerable reader demand here are some more Tommy Cooper one liners.Yes, he was brilliant!! 1. Two blondes walk into a building ........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 3. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day - but I couldn't find any. 4. My friend drowne...	aussie_paul	0	1016	08:11 PM Nov 30, 2014 by aussie_paul
	The older gentleman...... (Preview) A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired gentleman in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties. the circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion.He ate my last tamer so y...	aussie_paul	0	1046	12:50 PM Nov 28, 2014 by aussie_paul
	The 50th Anniversary Starts Bad,..... (Preview) An older couple arise early on their 50th wedding anniversary. The old man sits at the kitchen table while his beloved wife fixes breakfast. Before heating the frying pan she picks it up and brings it down hard on the old man's head...knocking him out of his chair. Groggily, he picks himself up and ask...	aussie_paul	0	723	10:42 PM Nov 27, 2014 by aussie_paul
	Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday (Preview) Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. Hed never been to church in his life.After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said: Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?Murphy said: I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I mispla...	aussie_paul	0	1008	01:12 PM Nov 27, 2014 by aussie_paul
	SCOTTISH COMPASSION............ (Preview) A man is sitting on a blanket at the beach.He has no arms and no legs. Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, Walk past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on. The Welsh woma...	aussie_paul	0	790	01:03 PM Nov 27, 2014 by aussie_paul
	Brilliant Blonde Detective (Preview) Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview opened a file drawer, and pulled out a picture. He then said, "To be a detective you must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and o...	Gunsondeck	0	979	05:56 PM Nov 25, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	When was the last time you told your husband you loved him? (Preview) There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands?' All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?' Some women answered t...	reglynn	0	751	10:21 PM Nov 24, 2014 by reglynn
	The Defective Parrot. (Preview) A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, 'Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?' The parrot says, 'I was born this way.I'm a defective parrot.''Holy crap,' the guy replies. 'You actually understood and an...	reglynn	1	991	12:05 AM Nov 24, 2014 by Rob49
	AUSTRALIAN ETIQUETTE (Preview) AUSTRALIAN ETIQUETTEIN GENERAL 1. Never take an open stubby to a job interview. 2.. Always identify people in your paddocks before shooting at them. 3. It's tacky to take an Esky to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets. 5. Even if you're certain you're included in the...	SLUG	0	964	02:04 AM Nov 23, 2014 by SLUG
	Seniors Golf (Preview) Arthur is 90 years old. Hes played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. Thats it, he tells his wife. Im giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad. Once Ive hit the ball, I cant see where it went. His wife sympathizes. As they sit down, she has a suggest...	Vic41	0	891	01:21 PM Nov 21, 2014 by Vic41
	COUNCIL JOB (Preview) A bloke goes to the local council to apply for a job in the office. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine." "Have you ever worked for the public service before?" Yes, I was in the army." he says, "I was i...	reglynn	0	957	08:39 AM Nov 21, 2014 by reglynn
	Catholic Hairdryer (Preview) In parochial school, students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructors also advised, that using a bit of imagination was OK to express the truth differently, without lying. Below is a perfect example of those teachings: An attractive young woman, on a flight from Ireland, a...	reglynn	0	870	08:43 PM Nov 19, 2014 by reglynn
	How Internet started, according to the Bible. (Preview) In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy. Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com. And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost...	Delta18	2	1314	02:30 PM Nov 18, 2014 by grahos
	Black Panties (Preview) Black Panties Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the dating world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom I have someone for you to meet." Well...	gerard gue	0	953	11:31 AM Nov 16, 2014 by gerard gue
	When your over sixty.... (Preview) As You Mature, It's The Little Things That Don't Seem To Matter As Much As They used To! This chick looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bundy?" I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out." I mean, when you are over sixt...	Gunsondeck	0	1044	06:43 PM Nov 15, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	NAVY COOKS (Preview) An admiral visited one of the ships under his command. While eating breakfast with the crew he was impressed to see the naval insignia stamped on every biscuit. He went to the Chief cook to ask how this feat was achieved, so it could be used on other ships. The Chief replied, "Id be glad to sha...	Vic41	1	1172	12:18 PM Nov 15, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	tractor pull in indonesia (Preview) Tractor pull in Indonesia this is how NOT to do it. :)	SLUG	1	866	04:23 AM Nov 15, 2014 by Jonathan
	A Delicate Corporate Matter.... (Preview) All of the ten senior members of the Board of Directors of the companywere called into the chairman's office one by one until only Bob, thejunior member, was left sitting outside.Finally it was his turn to be summoned. He entered the office to findthe chairman and the ten other directors seated aroun...	aussie_paul	0	911	10:33 PM Nov 14, 2014 by aussie_paul
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