Just Joking

Hurls · Hurls

Frank is 85 and lives in a Senior Citizens Home. Every night after dinner he goes to a secluded garden behind the home to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 82, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a...

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

Peterpan · Peterpan

I am not happy with this Origami clothing. It always looks creased no matter how carefully I fold it I have a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters, but I can Samurais it for you.

Yendorane · Yendorane

A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi are having a beer after services on Sunday afternoon, they are discussing how they divvy the money up collected in "the plate". The Minister says he has a scarlet cloth folded in a triangle on the floor, he tips the plate over the cloth .. what stays on the cloth...

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

petengail · petengail

http://www.lotsofjokes.com/wedding_dress_mistake_-video-860.htm

sarg · sarg

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?" Murphy said, "...

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

Yendorane · Yendorane

A bloke I know is walking behind his wife and says, "Baby, your a*se is getting so fat, it's looking like a washing machine." The wife keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bedtime comes around, the man is asking for sex. The wife says: "I'm not starting the washing machine for such a small loa...

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J. -- Edited by kiwijims on Wednesday 14th of May 2014 10:22:33 AM

petengail · petengail

https://www.youtube.com/embed/mHyRCeKxhss?rel=0

D and D · D and D

I don't know whether these are true or not but they are good for a chuckle. A few actual conversations between air traffic controllers and pilots: Tower: TWA 2341, for noise abatement, turn right, 45 degrees. Pilot: Center, we're at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here? Tower: Sir, have you...

Yendorane · Yendorane

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he was doing. The little boy said, This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called Turpentine. The Priest said, No, the most p...

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J. -- Edited by kiwijims on Tuesday 13th of May 2014 04:37:04 PM

rosco532 · rosco532

sorry...just seen the same pic...with a different caption....... -- Edited by rosco532 on Tuesday 13th of May 2014 10:25:56 AM -- Edited by rosco532 on Tuesday 13th of May 2014 10:26:16 AM -- Edited by rosco532 on Tuesday 13th of May 2014 10:27:29 AM

Yendorane · Yendorane

Two middle-aged couples go on a camping trip. The men stay in one tent and the women stay in the other. At about two in the morning one man wakes up and says, "Oh my gosh!" The other guy wakes up and asks, "What's wrong?" The man says, "I gotta go find my wife, I just woke up with th...

Yendorane · Yendorane

Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy, on a recommendation, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in Thailand . Where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating. As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure. &q...

Vic41 · Vic41

These would make a good conversation piece in your garden at your next backyard BBQ (Vietnamese Pumpkins)... -- Edited by Vic41 on Saturday 10th of May 2014 05:37:00 PM

nomadic1 · nomadic1

I laughed so hard at this one I just had to share it. It's in German but you'll understand. www.snotr.com/video/8965/

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Frank (Preview) Frank is 85 and lives in a Senior Citizens Home. Every night after dinner he goes to a secluded garden behind the home to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 82, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a...	Hurls	0	576	05:00 PM May 20, 2014 by Hurls
	BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES No 6 (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	622	10:23 AM May 20, 2014 by kiwijims
	Two Short Ones. (Preview) I am not happy with this Origami clothing. It always looks creased no matter how carefully I fold it I have a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters, but I can Samurais it for you.	Peterpan	0	528	09:44 AM May 20, 2014 by Peterpan
	A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi (Preview) A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi are having a beer after services on Sunday afternoon, they are discussing how they divvy the money up collected in "the plate". The Minister says he has a scarlet cloth folded in a triangle on the floor, he tips the plate over the cloth .. what stays on the cloth...	Yendorane	0	635	07:38 AM May 20, 2014 by Yendorane
	BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES No 5 (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	673	11:31 AM May 19, 2014 by kiwijims
	What happens when you take a dog to your wedding (Preview) http://www.lotsofjokes.com/wedding_dress_mistake_-video-860.htm	petengail	1	825	05:27 PM May 17, 2014 by sarg
	Irish Alzheimer’s (Preview) Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?" Murphy said, "...	sarg	0	805	05:24 PM May 17, 2014 by sarg
	BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES No 4 (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	621	11:01 AM May 17, 2014 by kiwijims
	BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES No 3 (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	606	04:15 PM May 15, 2014 by kiwijims
	Washing Machine (Preview) A bloke I know is walking behind his wife and says, "Baby, your a*se is getting so fat, it's looking like a washing machine." The wife keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bedtime comes around, the man is asking for sex. The wife says: "I'm not starting the washing machine for such a small loa...	Yendorane	0	756	07:53 AM May 15, 2014 by Yendorane
	BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES No 2 (Preview) K.J. -- Edited by kiwijims on Wednesday 14th of May 2014 10:22:33 AM	kiwijims	0	632	10:20 AM May 14, 2014 by kiwijims
	How they tell the time in Italy (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/embed/mHyRCeKxhss?rel=0	petengail	0	722	08:46 AM May 14, 2014 by petengail
	On the air (Preview) I don't know whether these are true or not but they are good for a chuckle. A few actual conversations between air traffic controllers and pilots: Tower: TWA 2341, for noise abatement, turn right, 45 degrees. Pilot: Center, we're at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here? Tower: Sir, have you...	D and D	1	726	07:59 AM May 14, 2014 by Zoomtopz
	Turpentine (Preview) A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he was doing. The little boy said, This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called Turpentine. The Priest said, No, the most p...	Yendorane	0	674	07:45 AM May 14, 2014 by Yendorane
	BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES (Preview) K.J. -- Edited by kiwijims on Tuesday 13th of May 2014 04:37:04 PM	kiwijims	0	819	10:43 AM May 13, 2014 by kiwijims
	Todays Pension announcement (Preview) sorry...just seen the same pic...with a different caption....... -- Edited by rosco532 on Tuesday 13th of May 2014 10:25:56 AM -- Edited by rosco532 on Tuesday 13th of May 2014 10:26:16 AM -- Edited by rosco532 on Tuesday 13th of May 2014 10:27:29 AM	rosco532	0	798	10:19 AM May 13, 2014 by rosco532
	excited (Preview) Two middle-aged couples go on a camping trip. The men stay in one tent and the women stay in the other. At about two in the morning one man wakes up and says, "Oh my gosh!" The other guy wakes up and asks, "What's wrong?" The man says, "I gotta go find my wife, I just woke up with th...	Yendorane	0	699	07:38 AM May 13, 2014 by Yendorane
	'Colonoscopy' !! (Preview) Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy, on a recommendation, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in Thailand . Where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating. As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure. &q...	Yendorane	0	689	07:00 AM May 12, 2014 by Yendorane
	Things Are Not Always What They Seem.... (Preview) These would make a good conversation piece in your garden at your next backyard BBQ (Vietnamese Pumpkins)... -- Edited by Vic41 on Saturday 10th of May 2014 05:37:00 PM	Vic41	5	1249	03:33 PM May 11, 2014 by Vic41
	Dad's new iPad (Preview) I laughed so hard at this one I just had to share it. It's in German but you'll understand. www.snotr.com/video/8965/	nomadic1	0	763	04:28 PM May 10, 2014 by nomadic1
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