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POEM FOR THE DAY.
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Had to share this one::::: Roses are red, nuts are brown Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, When its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer its in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, Its not what you think.. Its a Liptons Tea Bag! G...
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MARRIAGE GUIDANCE;
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Marriage guidance Eileen and her husband Bob went for counseling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of in...
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Euro English
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The European Union Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will bethe official language of the European Union rather than German, which wasthe other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that Englishspelling had some room for improveme...
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Christmas
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Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? A: Claustrophobic. Q: What goes "oh oh oh"? A: Santa walking backwards...
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Don't Speed this Christmas
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Don't speed this Christmas
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An Observation
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Gday... Remember - this is the Just Joking Sub-forum. However, perhaps it should be renamed the Recycle Bin  Cheers - John
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Sweepstake
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I went on a mystery coach tour the other day and we decided to run a sweepstake to guess where we were going. The driver won 50 bucks!
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THE WIFE
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A police officerpulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour , sir ." The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now d...
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GETTING OLDER
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Life just gets better as you get older!I was in a Gloria Jeans Coffee Shop recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. Af...
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CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY
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CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY... Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts. Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion. Man who runs in front of car...
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Christmas cake
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Pearly Gates
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Christmas can be fun ..who are u
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Christmas Tree
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New Take on an old poem
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I found this gem in my 'keepers' Email folder .... I hope that you enjoy it too. G clancy@theoverflow I had written him a text Which I'd sent, hoping the next Time he came in mobile coverage He'd have time to say hello. But I'd heard he'd lost his iPhone, So I emailed him from my phone, Just addressed, on spe...
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Happy Hour Test
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If you can tell this after happy hour, you haven't had enough to drink! Peter Peterson lives in Padstow Parade, Picton and worked at the Picton Pickle Processing Plant as a pickle packer. One afternoon while pulling on a pint at the Picton Pub, his best pal, Paul, the Publican said, "You look a bi...
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Another 'New/Old' Poem
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The Mountain Biker from Snowy RiverThere were ripples on the lattes for the word had passed around That a cash prize had been offered for the ride That they did each Sunday morning it was worth a thousand pound And a row of fancy bikes was parked outside. All the tried and noted riders from the city and t...
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Christmas perspective
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Gday... I guess if it ain't in here - no-one sees the humour - wry or otherwise Cheers - John
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Blondes & Frozen Crabs
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A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans , with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning i...
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A reflection of today ?
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