Effective Suicide Counselling......
A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a high cliff about to jump off.
A filthy tramp wandering by stopped and said,
"Look since you'll be dead in a few moments and it won't matter to you, how about a quick shag before you go?"
She screamed, "No stuff off you filthy old bastard!"
He gave her a wry look, shrugged and turned away, and paused, saying, "Okay I'll just go and wait at the bottom then.".....
She didn't jump.
<No class however no less effective> Hoo Roo.
My Avatar photo: How my youngest granddaughter Brydie 8 sees her Pa through the lens of her 'Barbie' Camera......
'Without Going You Get No Where'....written across the rear of my Jayco Caravan.