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A Damn Fine Explanation
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A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION: The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the Mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divo...
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Bath Night
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It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John's nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do, and pray...
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House of Ill Repute
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House of ill repute See if you can work this out: There was a brothel at the top of a hill, with a large red light at the bottom of the hill.. There were four men .... one was walking briskly up the hill; one was inside the brothel; one was walking slowly down the hill and the fourth man was sitting in his car at t...
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Turkey Sandwich
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Turkey Sandwich Don't eat turkey sandwiches, no matter what ! ! A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought turkey sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth an...
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The Black Bra
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The Black Bra (as told by a woman) I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over ou...
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A Naughty One?
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Quickie in the Bushes There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being s...
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Dog's Tale.....
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A little girl asks her mum, 'Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around theblock?'Her mum replies 'No, because she is on heat.''What does that mean?' asked the child.'Go and ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'The little girl goes out to the garage and says,'Dad, can I take Lulu for a walk around th...
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Two different doctors
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Two patients limped into two different surgeries and saw two different doctors. Both patients required hip replacement. Patient one is examined straight away, sent off for an X ray within the hour and is booked in for surgery the following week. Patient two waits three weeks for an appointment with...
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Missing Wife...
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A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife: Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn't come back yet. Inspector: What is her height ? Husband: I never checked. Inspector: Slim or healthy ?. Husband: Not slim , she can be healthy. Inspec...
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Nails
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Two little old ladies were discussing their husbands over tea. "I wish George would stop biting his nails," said one. "He makes me terribly nervous." "My Bob used to do the same thing," the other woman replied. "But I broke him of the habit." "How?&...
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Lexophiles.....
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"Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless." A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year. This year...
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Robbery
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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.Just as he pulled...
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Rural Australian Computer Terminology
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RuralAustralian ComputerTerminology A little bit of Aussie Kulcha..... LOGON: Adding wood to make thebarbie hotter. LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the barbie. MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the barbie. DOWN...
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NEWS FLASH - I have three seats available
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NEWS FLASH The Australian Navy intercepted a boatload of people off the coast of Darwin today.This placed the Navy in a very awkward position, as the boat was not heading to , but away from Australia towards Indonesia.Another surprise finding was that they were loaded with Aussies who were all se...
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Donald Duck & Daisy
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Donald Duck & Daisy Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?" Donald frowned and said, "No." Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condo...
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Lost Wife in the shop
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I was in Home Depot the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart. I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I...
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THE BLIND COWBOY;;
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An old blind cowboy wanders into an all girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool & orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while he yells to the bartender "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep husky...
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WINDOW REPLACEMENTS;;
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Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind. Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them. Helloooo ... just because I'm blonde d...
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The Church Organist
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A CHURCH STORY A small church had a very attractive big busted organist, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be d...
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FACTS;
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